All kinds of shit

I found this on the internet, I think it's pretty funny.

Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
Atheism: What shit?
Atheism #2: I can’t believe this shit!
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn’t really shit.
Calvinism: Shit happens because you don’t work.
Capitalism: That’s MY shit.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can’t live without us…
Christian Science: When shit happens, don’t call a doctor - pray!
Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind.
Commercialism: Let’s package this shit.
Communism: It’s everybody’s shit.
Confucianism: Confucius say, “Shit happens.”
Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.
Creationism: God made all shit.
Darwinism: This shit was once food.
Episcopalian: It’s not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
Existentialism: Shit doesn’t happen; shit IS.
Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?
Feminism: Men are shit.
Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it’s okay.
Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Idolism: Let’s bronze this shit.
Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.
Jehovah’s Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.
Jehovah’s Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
Jehovah’s Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Lutheran: If shit happens, don’t talk about it.
Methodist: It’s not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
Moonies: Only really happy shit happens.
Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again.
Nihilism: No shit.
Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.
Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.
Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this shit!
Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
Scientology: If shit happens, see “Dianetics”, p.157.
Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
Taoism: Shit happens.
Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.
Utopianism: This shit does not stink.
Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen.
Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?

 

ROFL nice, my favorite one was the Islam one where it says if shit happens, blame Israel. Most of these are true.

 

Communism: It&#8217;s everybody&#8217;s shit.

Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?

hahaha pretty funny thnx for sharing

 

I like Taoism lol, Shit happens.

 

Thanks, it was my pleasure sharing this.

These are my personal favourites:

Capitalism: That&#8217;s MY shit.
Confucianism: Confucius say, &#8220;Shit happens.&#8221;
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Rastafarianism: Let&#8217;s smoke this shit!
Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.