Staging the attack on my roommate.

[Stygian Soldier]

Hey whats going on guys, Well as you could tell from the title I want to stage an attack on my roommate. Now a lot of you are probably thinking, stage me beating the fuck out of him with a club or something. Now that would be fun and all, and probably much more for-filling...but the army Frowns on that sort of violence against ones roommate if you know what I mean.

So I do NOT plan on inflicting any damage to his body...its going to be much worse, I'm going straight for the heart, his pride and joy, his one and only, his one true love...his electronics.

Now you're probably wondering why one would want to do such a thing...well let me give you a brief summery if you're interested...if not just throw some ideas out...but hey you read this far so why not? Anyway here's a list.

1 - He blares his surround sound when ever he plays ace combat, call of duty. Repetitively I asked/told/woke up belligerently yelling to cut the shit down

2 - He'll do it until about 1:30-2:00am (due keep in mind we both have to wake up at 5am Monday-Friday

3 - He has a turtle beach, but constantly yells at his TV

4 - He will also play WOW until around the same time (its either cod or wow) Talking (yelling) at his teammates because they're fucking up, and yells even louder when he dies.

5 - This guy is 26 years old, and doesn't understand the concept of cleanliness. And I quote "dude I can't remember the last time I washed this plate)

6 - He'll try and eat the food...my food out of the fridge.

7 - I should be asleep right now because I have a guard shift in about an hour...but slapnuts is currently in the danger zone.

8 - I got sick of asking so I'm going to play the fuck-fuck games also.

What I am trying to figure out!:

Trying to figure out if there's anyway for me to cut off/on his power to his shit. EX: Computer/xbox/Tv. I already cut his internet on will for kicks, but I want bigger lol.

Any idea's for some funny pranks? Thanks for reading!

 

[Try and run]

If you want to have some REAL fun, then hide all his shit somewhere he will never look while he's on duty. They'll start getting pissed at you, try and video record if you can.

 

[Stygian Soldier]

If you want to have some REAL fun, then hide all his shit somewhere he will never look while he's on duty. They'll start getting pissed at you, try and video record if you can.

I'm down, would me clearing his 360hard drive of everything be a little harsh haha?

 

[Try and run]

I'm down, would me clearing his 360hard drive of everything be a little harsh haha?

Nah, the way you tell it he sounds like a fag. Do you think you'll get your ass kicked for doing it or something, like if he gets a bunch of other troops together.

EDIT: Tyler might have a point >.<

 

[tyler10101]

Lmao, if he gets that mad at games, I don't recommend clearing his 360 hard drive he might shoot you.

 

[Nick-ban-evading]

Lmao, if he gets that mad at games, I don't recommend clearing his 360 hard drive he might shoot you.

Exactly what I was thinking, haha. This guy sounds obsessed/partly crazy. But you may want to take a look at this... pretty funny:

http://www.student.uit.no/~paalde/revenge/Scripts/X/Pranks30.html

I liked this one: Pour "cyalume" (the stuff in those glow sticks you see every holoween) on someone then wake them and say, "Dude, you're glowing" and watch them panic.

 

[Try and run]

^ snipe hunting. Pretty good site actually.


P.S. I miss you nick

 

[Covey]

I don't know the Electrical installation req's of your country. But the following will work in Australia.

Go to an electronic store or electrical wholesaler and buy an RCD Tester/Tripper. (Like $20 AUD)
Plug it into a power socket and turn the knob to 35mA. It will trip the circuit back at the board and will therefore cut power. There are generally 2 -3 power circuits in a house so you may won't to find a socket near the one he is using but out of sight so he can't see you.

Alternatively you could just turn it off at the board.

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But seriously this is what happens when you live with people, although i reckon he's a bit too old for that type of behaviour at his age.

I live with 4 mates and it's awesome we are always doing shit to each other, but we have some boundaries. Like no eating other peoples food, or no waking people up at fucked up hours doing work days.

 

[Try and run]

ROFL @ Rent porn tapes from the video store and record something like Barney or the Wizard of Oz over them. Just imagine the next person who gets them. Better yet, do it the other way around or exchange the tape in their respective cases. (they aren't likely to check)

 

[333]

Well you could do some stuff on April 1st or...

-Put his dirty shit on his bed
-Cut the wires to his 360
-Move the fridge, or hide the food
-etc.

 

[10hp r us 2]

you guys are all nerds you suporting this kid in ruining some collage kids fun time when he's seem like more of a fag then the guy he's dissing ps. everyone yells at the cod games..... you nerds get out of your house

 

[Guineapigcal]

Should put sleeping pills in his drink then take a picture of him doing innapropriate things, then proceed to draw shit all over him. You could also delete all his shit in WoW & delete the CoD profiles - And then make some shit up about a keylogger.
I also liked the glowstick idea & just fuck his sleep up whenever he does it to you.
Gl and give him what he deserves - Peace Out

 

[Stygian Soldier]

you guys are all nerds you suporting this kid in ruining some collage kids fun time when he's seem like more of a fag then the guy he's dissing ps. everyone yells at the cod games..... you nerds get out of your house

Ok.

1- Thanks for reading my post, line 2 clearly states Army.
2- Sounds like you spend a lot of time "in you're house yelling at cod games"
3- I'm a fag because I want to sleep wile my roommate plays WOW and COD all night. I'm not talking 8pm fucker, I'm talking 1am. I gotta wake up in 4 hours I don't need that shit.
4- I wanna have some fun so kick rocks bitch haha.

I don't know the Electrical installation req's of your country. But the following will work in Australia.

Go to an electronic store or electrical wholesaler and buy an RCD Tester/Tripper. (Like $20 AUD)
Plug it into a power socket and turn the knob to 35mA. It will trip the circuit back at the board and will therefore cut power. There are generally 2 -3 power circuits in a house so you may won't to find a socket near the one he is using but out of sight so he can't see you.

Alternatively you could just turn it off at the board.

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But seriously this is what happens when you live with people, although i reckon he's a bit too old for that type of behaviour at his age.

I live with 4 mates and it's awesome we are always doing shit to each other, but we have some boundaries. Like no eating other peoples food, or no waking people up at fucked up hours doing work days.

That's actually exactly of what I was thinking, something that I could just momentarily cut the power on and off. Thanks! =). I would just walk into the room with the breaker box and flip the switch, but we live in a barracks. Its pretty much the same thing as a college dorm minus the 1 perk of having girls because we are a combat MOS (job).

We do get along, I just get extremely aggrivated when I get woken up in the middle of the night from him yelling "Ohh MY GOD! You noob...epic fail"...like seriously dude lol.

Exactly what I was thinking, haha. This guy sounds obsessed/partly crazy. But you may want to take a look at this... pretty funny:

http://www.student.uit.no/~paalde/revenge/Scripts/X/Pranks30.html

I liked this one: Pour "cyalume" (the stuff in those glow sticks you see every holoween) on someone then wake them and say, "Dude, you're glowing" and watch them panic.

Hahaaa, I really like the cyalume one, definitely one I'm going to use on him lol. Thanks for the site, I'm gonna have to check all of it out in the morning.

Lmao, if he gets that mad at games, I don't recommend clearing his 360 hard drive he might shoot you.

Hahaaa, Wouldn't that be some shit. "Soldier shot today by his own...Crazy man blows his roommate away because he cleaned out his xbox360 hard drive.

Nah, the way you tell it he sounds like a fag. Do you think you'll get your ass kicked for doing it or something, like if he gets a bunch of other troops together.

EDIT: Tyler might have a point >.<

I know he wouldn't try and kick my ass...unless he snaps. Like him though I have friends too! It would be stopped long before shit got escalated though. We're friends I'm just trying to pull some mean-hearted pranks...yea I said it lol.

Should put sleeping pills in his drink then take a picture of him doing innapropriate things, then proceed to draw shit all over him. You could also delete all his shit in WoW & delete the CoD profiles - And then make some shit up about a keylogger.
I also liked the glowstick idea & just fuck his sleep up whenever he does it to you.
Gl and give him what he deserves - Peace Out

Hahaa, He would go apeshit if he lost his accounts...

Well you could do some stuff on April 1st or...

-Put his dirty shit on his bed
-Cut the wires to his 360
-Move the fridge, or hide the food
-etc.

You have given me an idea, I might replace his 360 with a Sega or an N64 for a day...and just pretend I don't know what hes talking about when he brings it up haha.

 

[SwiftSeller]

sleeping roommate + coffee tin + firecrackers + under the bed = enough said.

/edit: and thats the army for ya. wouldn't have this problem if we were talking about marines.

 

[Skillers FTW]

Remove all the plugs from the ends of the wires if they aren't molded.

Diet Coke + Mentos.

Swap all adaptors to ones of foreign shape so they don't fit.

Itching powder in his bed for teh lulz.

Superglue some shit to his face. Idk.

 

[Necromancer24]

Go to his mouse settings and fuck it up lol. Change right click to left. Turn the mouse speed down to slow. That sort of thing.