TOP 10 SYTHE SNITCH RANKINGS

Welcome to the top 10 sythe snitch ranking thread!

This week we look at the top snitches in modern Sythe history. Let us know if you agree with the list in the comments below!
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NUMBER 10: Izad

Report Count: >=25

Izad has filed a respectable amount of reports which lands him at a comfortable #10 spot. From his reports about alleged stolen GFX work to your typical scam reports, Izad is a snitch that is best not reckoned with; however, his #10 ranking is attributed to his cry baby bitching about "harassment" (lmao). Remember, cry is free!

NUMBER 9: MyPvM

Report Count: >=45

MyPvm as we all know provides an honest service for a modest price. Or does it? Well, that's ultimately left to your interpretation. Placing at a comfy 9th ranking, MyPvm is the kind of service provider who we all suspect is probably projecting whenever a report gets posted, but we don't mind! Keeping the community clean, I see you MyPvm!

NUMBER 8: ChellBell

Report Count: >= 50

If you haven't heard of ChellBell, she's pretty much the undisputed e-queen of Sythe. We're waiting for her to get dethroned any day now, but any time another e-girl joins up they're usually suffering from a slew of mental disorders or are whores (or both). I don't have my hopes up in particular. Keep slaying ChellBell, queen!

NUMBER 7: Assassin

Report Count: >= 200

You'd have expected Assassin to have placed quite higher with that report count, but sometimes you can't conflate keeping the community clean versus actual snitching! Assassin is quite a big player in the name seller community as you may know... but his volume of reports is not something to be trifled with! Keep grindin' fella!

NUMBER 6: Special Delivery

Report Count >= 100

Special Delivery is the guy you see posting thankless ban evader reports on normal occassion. He's your run of the mill snitch. Congratulations on 6th place, buddy!

NUMBER 5: Jibby Jibby

Report Count: >= 210

For someone who seems so irrelevant in the market aspect of Sythe, that's sure as heck a lot of reports! Normally you might consider that's just a side effect of being apart of the community for so long, but a 2018 join date is nothing short of a newfag nowadays. There's not much to add here because there's not much known about this users contributions in the market, so... uhh... congratulations!

NUMBER 4: Yoshiki

Report Count: >= 250

Let's be honest with ourselves... Yoshiki is probably the only mod who does anything around here nowadays. That said, don't get on this guys bad side because you might find him playing roulette with your Sythe account - infractions, reports, bans - nothing is off the table! We thank you for your service, Yoshiki!

NUMBER 3: Gregory

Report Count: >= 200

Gregory places in at our honored 3rd place - most of his reports are filed for thankless reasons: ban evaders, spammers, autobumpers. Just apply for forum mod already or something, loser!

NUMBER 2: Dbuffed

Report Count: >= 75

Despite his relatively low report count, Dbuffed reports people for mostly one reason: they're more successful in the market than he is. If you've ever found yourself reported by this snitch, just know he was envious of your existence along the entire way. Congratulations on the placement!

NUMBER 1: Wortel

Report Count: >= 2600

I wish I was making this number up, but this guy just blows everyone out of the water. At this point the guys probably gotten 3/4ths of Sythe banned.

 

The mods Will take this down because you are harassing people who don’t post here

 

But this is awesome list, remove Chellbell tho that’s my ecrush

 

This list is pretty solid. I feel like Izad is more of a snitch than this depicts. Where did you get your data on reports?

 

@j2s I have a request. Do a top 10 (or 25) scammers! Let’s see who they are

 

:3

 

The only thing over 100 words I’ve read all year nice

 

This type of information is tedious to collect and verify, we can try to compile a list together, but no promises!

 

@pingy Should be on there for sure for deal grabbing reports (whilst he did it himself the whole time)

@Yoshiki <3

 

Why am I not on the list, I've reported 100+ people. I even got the prestigious 'detective'-minirank for it!!

 

The fact that cedrick is your simp, grants you one free suicide. Please redeem now.

provide us your contact details so we can ship out your rope and unsteady chair.

 

Wonderful - Beautiful read
Snake Wortel lead winner

 

What a beg, proud to be a rat?

 

All hail the king faggot nigger.

 

Thank you for the placement, but aren't you the retard who recently had a report open against you/against someone else?

I open reports that are valid, regardless of who they are and what they are. You should be thanking some of us for helping the poor starving Africans like you some pocket change.

 

Interesting claims...

While I appreciate your concern, I evaluated users on a wholistic basis for the Sythe snitch rankings list. I myself unfortunately did not qualify; my current lifetime reports filed count is at 11. Your ranking was correctly determined.

 

shut the fuck up you retard

 

1. Have you tried to 0/1 IRL?
2. Eugenics

 

Of course you wouldn't add yourself.

Flawed logic.

 

How would 11 make the list when there are so many better snitches?