facebook bitches

this is for you...

• seriously? it's a nice day outside? thanks weatherman, i couldn't tell by looking out my window. we don't need 20 of you bitches updating your status with the weather.
  
  
• missed what happened on x-factor? no problem, just check your facebook. there will be at least 30 facebook bitches posting about shit that happened like they were the only person who watched it.
  
  
• ok, you liked over 9000 pages. in case you missed the memo, you don't win anything for liking a bunch of pages.
  
  
• blocking me on facebook because i pissed you off irl, yeah, that'll teach me.

 

unless you're a facebook slut aswell posting half naked pics with 100s of likes then you can keep doin what your doin aye

 

-Don't stick your tongue out in pictures that shit's nasty

-Nobody gives a fuck what you think, stop asking for me to like your post

-Hashtags are for twitter



That's all I've got.

Edit: Bullets are hard

 

HeMad

 

If you're using a twitter re-poster, it automatically puts the hashtags in.

 

I don't give a fuck lol

 

It's not even annoying either #fishyrage #sythemodrant

 

Eating a bagel you guise deuces

#BagelBallers

 

damn facebook bitches which do like for a rate/ like for a tbh/ like for a like.

seriously, youre a attention seeking whore.

oh, i hate those bitches which take duck face photos.

 

oh yeah, smash or pass is dumb. Especially when 12 year olds do it..........

 

Damn sluts posting pictures of their tits and ass.

Whores, please if I posted pictures of my penis, I'd get 100 likes as well with bitches commenting, "YOU'RE SO FUCKIN BEAUTIFUL", and I'd reply, "OH NAWWWW IM SO FUCKIN UGLY".

 

real talk

 

How John's day really went:

 

Who needs Sex when you have a 1000 facebook friends?

 

LOL classic.