Anyone wanna buy dick pics of me?

like legit, willing to negotiate different prices based on distribution rights

 

Do you have free demos ?

 

I can give you a portion of the dick skin if you express interest.

 

mememememememe how ever i want sneak peak first

 

I'll sell mine

n4n0 and gohan can vouch for size.

 

noooo we want graves small little thing

 

Your dick looks like mine. Brb calling lawyer.

 

Both are just really small.

 

I'll buy at rate of $1/inch.

 

Preorders availible yet?

 

Would like to buy via PA

 

Is duped rsgp accepted as payment?

 

The sample you sent me did not taste good, at all.
I do not recommend buying off of this seller.

 

Pics aren't going to cut it. You need to step it up. I will pay big bucks for a sex tape with a dude. You have to yell your Sythe name when you're taking it up the ass, so that I know it's legit or no deal. Also the other guy must be black with no smaller than a 9 inch dick and I will pay extra if you throw in some real nasty shit. Let me know your limits and we can work out a deal.

 

How big are u? use formula

[(Length x Diameter) + (Weight/Girth)] / Angle of the tip squared = ?

 

You're not cool enough, I'd buy n4n0 dick pics though

 

I need those measurements...

 

Can we go by centimeters instead? I have kids to feed

Yes, please deposit 3 vagina photos and 2 pictures of your breasts.

2?

 

Looks like someone had a bad day staking...

I'm interested

 

da fuq