It's Time! Drink That Shit!

Straight to your bones
From the farm to the fridge

We know what you want
'Cause we know how you live

Moooooo

We got a big bad Bessie with the M.I.L.K.
(Music drops out)

We be chillin'

Straight to your bones
From the farm to the fridge

We know what you want
'Cause we know how you live

Moooooo
Ooohhhaaooh

Want milk? Uh huh Uh huh, I said…
More milk? Uh huh Uh huh, Come on…
Want milk? Uh huh Uh huh, I said…
More milk?

 

that's the song you and your husband get down and dirty with ehh

 

That song is from an old Canadian milk commercial.

I heard it on someone's TV when I was in an MSN call with them like 10 years ago and it has been stuck in my head ever since.

 

Was this quoted straight from last night?

 

It has been a few weeks since I let my husband sleep with me. Before that, we hadn't slept together since New Years Eve.

Actually he did ask to do it again the other night and I said that our vacation was only 5 months away. Maybe I can have him wait until then.

Until that time, he will settle for A) Eating me out and B) Jacking himself off

There, that should cut out any questions you have about THAT!

Fucking wrecked, now drink your milk.

 

you forgot C) hiring a prostitute and making a new milk song with her/ him

 

I only let him carry $10 with him for emergency petrol money, and I keep his debit/credit cards in my wallet.

I'm nice because I used to only let him hold onto $5

 

how many babies do you want

 

I eventually want 2 children.

I would want more but it wouldn't be practical financially unless I won the lottery or something.

Why, you offering your semen, Gurt?

Gotta play RS with me first.

Yeah I'm a cheap date.

 

Rofl only LETTING him carry $10? I'm assuming he has a job, therefore if a bitch told me I'm only carrying $10 of MY money, bitch would be homeless.