Account sompetition! Nearly maxed zerker to win!

Tell me a story why would you deserve this account?
-Best story wins!

 

Because that acc is sexy & I'll max it out for you
Plus my old main & range tank got gf'd

 

'cause I'm cool like that.

 

Once upon a time there was a boy named ibowi. He went on sythe everyday, browsing the forums, when he stumbled upon a very peculiar thread name. He decided to post on this thread in hopes of winning an account. He wrote a super creative story like this, and then left the forum. You make your own ending ;D

 

@iBowi, that's the best story so far. Looking for others aswell

 

'cause I'm the best troller on this forum and if you don't give it to me...best expect to be trolled daily.

The end?

 

Ok so I recently just got fired from my job because I got this promotion and my boss was going to surprise me by moving my car to the managers reserved parking space and I was smoking with some friends before work. My bong was in the back seat. Needless to say he saw it....

 

I deserve this account because I'm super awesome and I haven't posted on these forums for 2 years and I just started posting again today and also Rasta Freedom is super cool and generous. ;D

 

Come on, post some stories!

 

Well...
One day I was walking I'm falador, I saw a pile of loot because I was on world 21 I think and right clicked it, there was: coins, blue partyhat, green h'ween mask, easter egg, Christmas cracker and 10 sharks. I obviously looted it all! Suddenly a Magee logged in and started barraging me, I put on the mask to scare him off, I ate the sharks, I had to resort to eating the egg for health, still being barraged I moved toward my attacker "19 own fate", I used the cracker on him to hopefully get a chocolate bar. I got one and a green phat, i ate the chocolate. I wasn't skulled, I kept both phats and the mask! When I arrived in lumbridge. I was then logged out and saw a message "your account has been disabled"! I was banned for macroing! God damn autoclicking to 85 Mage :/! I logged on to see that my account was completely reset! All stats/items, even my name: 1! (that's why the dragon Dyce host has the number 1). So I just want to play on a good account like yours man! Because I have nothing!!!!