Wow my Life fucking sucks :(

So I was at my friend chad's party last night. There were alot of really hot babes there so I turn to my friend alek and ask "Hey you think I can get with one of these babes" so I finally drink a little and get into the mode. I wasnt completely messed up but I finally had some balls to go and ask a girl if she would show me her tits or something. So I walk up to this one chick with really fucking nice tits... So I say "Hey lets go back to the bedroom" so we go and Im like "so hey you wanna have a little fun" so then I take off her clothes and when I did she had a fucking dick. I Then stepped back and looked at her and said. "Fuck you" then went home seriously scarred. So lesson learned, Dont go to parties and pick up random chicks unless you know they arent fucked up...

 

lolol this is funny. but confusing lol

 

Nah, your life doesn't suck. That one night sucked though, fuck man. If I saw that I would have chopped it off.

 

i think i would have shot her in the dick hole

 

rofl owned.

 

dude always ask, "do you have a penis" b4 you do anything!@!@!@
i thought everyone knew that!

 

dayum man, if that happened to me, id cry. and let me guess.. it was bigger than yours? XD dont answer that.

 

Thats not that bad of a story... And you turned her down just because she had a penis? What is wrong with you?

 

Im not cruel...

I didnt stay long enough to measure the fucking thing. Nah it was fucking wierd looking. For a second it looked like half a hotdog taped to her vag. No shit...

 

Maybe she was limp and deformed, Give it a chance!!!!!!!!!!! Don't be afriad to try new things...

 

u did no suk it?

 

Dude this is real I wasnt gonna go back for that stuff, Sorry jaamal that option is a fail. Wow, this is gonna be a story for the grandkids.

 

lol good story

i agree CHOP IT OFF!!!

 

I.. Am.. So.. Sorry.. That must've been horrible.

 

You aren't serious are you?

 

Dude im serious as a fucking heart attack. A mod moved this here from general discussion... Other wise I wouldnt have posted it.

 

Every time i see you post its suggestively-gay.

I worry.

 

^^ dude jaamal is trying to beat cruel in the sexual deviant department. leave him alone, GO JAAMAL!

 

I here that a lot!!! Why would people be worried about me?

 

jaamal how much do u cost?