Shredderbeam and faith.

[Robin]

acid rain = gods binge drinking

 

[Jesse]

hahaha

 

[dam prayer noobs]

Jesus is not God... he is the son of God.

Immagine you had the ability to shapshift and you wanted to join a pack of wolves. Your not gunna show up as a hunter....

Jesus came to earth as a human.

So that means Jesus is half-god? But then that would make Christianity have two Gods. But then if Jesus was all human then that means God had to be human for his sperm to produce Jesus? Or maybe God used someone elses jizz to conceive Jesus? lolwut?

 

[Jesse]

Jesus is not God... he is the son of God.

Immagine you had the ability to shapshift and you wanted to join a pack of wolves. Your not gunna show up as a hunter....

Jesus came to earth as a human.

Yeah but imagine if you weren't a human or anything describable by human adjectives; why the hell would you have a son?

God can't have a son who has had the same attributes that a bunch of other people 3 thousand years before him have had, because that doesn't seem too godly, does it?

So that means Jesus is half-god? But then that would make Christianity have two Gods. But then if Jesus was all human then that means God had to be human for his sperm to produce Jesus? Or maybe God used someone elses jizz to conceive Jesus? lolwut?

i have no idea what that means, but i don't believe in jesus or any of that stuff that wasn't really recorded by anyone else who in that time, recorded things.