Share your weirdest dreams

I had a pretty awesome dream last night.
It was the first day of school, my first class was english, when our new scheduales were handed out, my second period class was a class where you watched an episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air, then reflected on it afterwards (quality education anyone?).

Share some of your weirdest dreams (that you can remember) here.

 

i was watching tv and couldnt find the remote

 

I had a lucid dream one time that I was in maths, and it went on for about 2 hours, I woke up and then had to go to school, it made me feel like shit.

 

I like dreams when i fuck beautiful women

 

im wierdest dream was last night i was with indiana jones and we seen a ufo then it lasered my hand then aliens came out and indina jones killed them. then out of no where peter off family guy bit indian jones head off then i woke up lol

 

Me and my friends became Rastafarians and we were eating stickers to getting high.

Most retarded dream I've had recently

 

I don't have dreams.

 

Had a dream where my dog and I were trying to pwn this murderer... We were stuck in this mansion with ALOT of guns and ammo.. I just realized we shoulda just shot open the door and left..

 

This one was like 4 years ago but I love how awsome it was. I was some secret service agent or something and I was mid mission. There I was about to go into some high alarm building. A man was telling me how to turn off the alarms and make it seem like somebody tripped it by accident. He told me I would need to push a button as soon as the alarm went off and by doing this, I would shut off the alarm. Needless to say, the second the alarm went off, I hit the button. I hit my alarm clock the second the buzzer went off. I overslept and missed school. Not sure how my dream tied in so perfectly to reality down to the exact second my alarm would go off.

 

heh, I usually wake up from my dreams just as they start getting good

 

My one and only lucid dream I had ever had was my favorite. I was at a camp I used to go to when I was younger, it was a summer camp. Someone had spit bee's at me and I was running from them, when they almost caught up to me, I thought about how it was winter and that I couldn't be at camp. I turned around and the bees were gone. I woke up almost immediately afterward.

 

I dreamt a bunch of spiders were taking over my house, and some of them had human faces. Fucked up, I know.

 

A hot girl from my school wanted to fuck me. I jizzed. In. My Pants.

 

I was killing turban heads the other night.

I probably dreamt that because i was pissed off that day since they were on all the computers at TAFE so i couldn't use any

 

Weirdest was when I dreampt I was just laying in bed sending my girlfriend credit, in complex patterns.
Simple. Weird.

 

had sex with my aunt dont wanna go into detail....

 

I was dreaming I was at My house , I looked out the window and a plane was crashing Down . All of a sudden BOOM it blows up my neighbors house like 3 houses away. Then My house caught On fire and I ran from it and to a window to break it . And then the fire stopped lol.


Makes no sense huh, That Why its weird .

 

i dreameded i was flying for hours and then i fell and fell and fell and woop i hit the floor on my house but i was falling for hours wheres the fall is only 3 ft

 

For the past three nights I've been having this dream where me and one of my family members will be walking across a street and out of no where some terrorist-looking guy in a Taxi comes and hits the family member I'm with. When he stops and I start flipping out on him he pretends like he didn't do anything. First it was my aunt, then it was my sister, and last night it was my brother.
I have no idea why I'm having this dream every night, and I don't know when it will end. It's just weird.

 

you must have a very, very, very, immature mind to dream stereotypical dreams