Share your craziest experiences in customer service

I once delivered a pizza to an old country man. He reached into his pocket for the money and somehow accidentally pulled out a bag of weed along with his money and quickly realized what he had done and shoved it back into his pocket. I told him "don't worry sir I didn't see anything" and laughed. He asked me if I wanted to smoke, and I told him no I only like white drugs (I was an idiot at the time). He then invited me into his home, poured a small bag of blow for me, him, and HIS DAUGHTER. She was 20 something but I still found it hilarious that I did blow with a 60 year old redneck and his daughter.

What are your crazy experiences with customers?

 

When I was working at Walmart some lady was going into labor in middle of an aisle and I was called to assist her. I didn't know what I had to attend to when they called for me so when I showed up I saw blood everywhere and this lady on the ground with my managers and I just kind of said nope and left.

I was like a month into that job there's no way in fuck you'd catch me doing that shit.

 

Hahaha I would've done the same thing. At a Walmart job that's a big fucknope if I'm not getting doctor money I'm not doing doctor shit