Free runescape membership

Heres a sensible version:

1. Get a job
2. Work
3. Get paid
4. Buy runescape membership

And for most people:

1. Steal your parents phone at night or when they are sleeping etc.
2. Text message Jagex and buy some p2p
3. Get caught on the 10th time and get your ass raped

Here is a good one

1. Steal your parents phone
2. Go and pawn the phone
3. Buy some pot and get high
4. Use some money to buy a gun
5. Shoot yourself and/or rob a bank
6. If you are alive, use the money to buy a ton of phones
7. Use some money to buy back your parents phone
8. Use the phones to call the 1-900 Jagex number and text them
9. Come here and sell the pins
10. Repeat this with the phones until you have enough money to pay back the bank
11. Use the phones and make more money
12. Put this money in the bank and save for when you are 18
13. Get old, live alone, and commit suicide



VOUCH PLEASE I RLY NEED IT LAWL

 

Here is what you should do for wasting my time:
Sensible Version:
1. Get a ligther
2. Get a CamCorder
3. Get a friend
4. Start the Cam
5. Burn yourself
6. Tell your friend beforehand to upload it on youtube

And if the sensible version wasnt good.
Youll like this:

1. Go Fuck yourself.
2. Shoot yourself
3. Screw yourself.