Dreams/Nightmares

We all have dreams or nightmares... Dicuss funny/horrible/exciting ones you've had

Well last night, in my sleep I was in an ubran city of iraq, me and my squad where pinned down behind a wall.. Yeah crazy dream, dunno what made me dream about that...

 

Haha i had a dream once that aliens came down from the sky on a pirate ship and all had machine guns. It was a reacurring nightmare, then one time it happened i took one of their machine guns and joined their team and went to different worlds holding up people LOL.

 

Last night I had the hottest dream.

Ok so we were in katie's sandbox, you know, the one with the multicolored buckets. Anyway, Katie came out with clothes on from the store "Deb", telling us that her mom got a job there and got lots of free clothes. Katie gave us all new outfits including the cutest panties ever!!!! They are pink with stripes down the middle. Then Katie did something weird. She stripped and made us all smell her butthole! Everyone else thought it was gross, but I proceeded to lick Katie's butthole and we engaged in lesbian sex. I mean, come on, 9 year old lesbian sex has got to be one of the hottest things ever. Then we convinced everyone else to strip and we had a lesbian orgy. Katie's mom brought out some bondage toys and whips and we played with her mom's vagina until she cummed!

 

All i can say is...NICE haha that would be a pretty sweet dream. i was laughing the whole time i was reading it. and thats kinda a weird sex fantacy but whatever floats your boat you know.

 

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Ok this dream occurred alot when I was young [ 7 or so ].

The setting: Dark old chicken coop the size of a medium sized house [ 40Meters x 40Meters ]
So for some reason i'm there with my friend who is the same age but of opposite gender.
We kiss then she turns into this weird ghost looking thing and "fly's" away.
I am now stuck in this chicken coop with a cubone [ its a pokemon with a boomerang ] skull stuck on my head.
During my escape I fall and crack the skull around my head then I awake.

Another.
I blow my way out of a brothel with a machine gun and a sweet lass in my arms.

 

I swear I have never fallen asleep while stoned.

Ever seen a dragon stick its head down its own throat and then poop it out? Neither have I. I did dream about women giving birth to cats though.

 

Ehh, my mate had a dream like Ghostbusters ... but with owls. He says he remembers fighting owls in a museum

Myself? My dreams have been based a lot about the thing I've done before I've gone to bed. Like, I was playing WoW (private server) for a few hours before I went to bed ... Then I remember being somewhere in Stormwind. Was extremely weird. The great thing about my dreams is they are naturally lucid, so I've always been in control of them. I can choose to do something in my head, and it will happen. I only really realized this was a good attribute once that lucid dreaming topic came up, because sofar as I knew it was all normal.

 

I had this dream a couple years ago that Runescape would slowly become shitty and everyone would quit and that it would die on December 12 2007 and many people dropped stuff and left runescape to commit suicide and then I woke up 3 years later to find runescape ruined so I went back to sleep and tried to dream runescape back but it was to late because of my condriachral mussel in my brain
stem was bent 2 degrees over instead of 3 and I got super powers and started fighting Lex Luther and then I went to the ocean and got high with the shark people but then one tried to eat me so I woke up out of fear. I went back to sleep and tried to dream about dancing pancakes but I ended spawning hell and it tried to absorb me into the fiery depths but I escaped and went back to the shark people got high and then I started playing World of Warcraft but then my account got banned so I went to their headquarters and killed them all. Then I woke up and had waffles and watched Shrek

 

Okay. I walked into tarsans house with my friends and stole his book, then walked up some stairs and a lama licked me up in his tounge and I got scared and woke up. My most resent dream is some hot girl with black hair and a nice ass pulled down my pants in public and sucked it.

 

Was the lama hot

 

Wow. Midnight lewl. And no, I find human females attractive. Not lamas.

 

Aw... I thought I made a fellow lama fetish friend..




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