I need this done by today!

Topic: Hamlet
Requirements: Must have read Hamlet, helps if you have seen the move as well.

The time it would take to do this essay, I could make about 1b+
So I am paying somebody 100m to do my homework for me.

Please post if you are going to be doing this for me.
You need to choose 3 out of 4 subjects and write a 600 word essay for each one, 1,8000 words total. I am paying 100m for all 3 essays, not 300m.

You need to be somewhat sophisticated, and show knowledge but it doesn't have to be an A+++. I'm shooting for at least a B. If you have an unanswered question, just go on about it anyways. Such as, for personal experience. Yeah, we both have different lives/experiences but my teacher doesn't know what experiences I have been through, so if you choose to write about that; that's fine. Also, about the movie scripts, if you have ever seen any Hamlet movie scrip, base it off of that.

Once you complete all 3 essays (600 words ea) or one big 1,800 word essay, we can use a middleman and I give him the money and once you give me the work and I confirm it, then he/she can give you the gold.

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My "T" will not work sometimes

Choose 3 different assignments, each from a different list.
Each essay should be at least 600 words in length.

List A Structure and Literary Devices

I can do all the drawings, I just need the words on paper

1)Illustration which depicts your interpretation of symbol(s) used by the author accompanied by a paragraph explanation on the back and a citation or three from the ex in which the author uses the symbol(s).

2) Decide what is the major theme of the word. Illustrate them artistically and include either on the back or as part of the illustration a caption from the excerpt which reveals theme. Include a paragraph explanation of the theme

3) What is the biggest conflict a main character faces? Is it a conflict with self, another character, or a situation? Describe the conflict, all the options the character has for resolving it, and how the character actually does resolve it, and THEN, most importantly, evaluate the effectiveness of the character's decisions; do YOU as a reader think that (s)he handled things well? You may respond in first person. Include many citations frmo the text to support your ideas.

List B Character Interpretation

1)P Predict what one or more of the main characters will be doing ten years (or any time span) after the story ends (If the character is dead, predict if he/she were still alive, or what is going on in the "afterlife".) Consider all aspects of each character (personality, talents, likes/dislikes) before you write.

2) Write a psychiatrist's report as if the character (your choosing) has just spend an hour on your office (couch) being interviewed by you, the doctor.

3) Write an alternative ending to the story and explain why you would change what happened. This new ending option works best with endings in which you think the character(s) made a bad decision or where the author has done something unsatisfying for you as a reader. Try to retain the voice and style of the author. Preferably, this should not merely be an explanation of an alternative ending, but a real narrative that picks up at a specific place in the original.

List C Connection with Personal/"Real" Life

1) What personal memory does this story help you recall?

2) Cite a line and/or paragraph from the novel that says "this is me". Explain why.

Use one of the phrases below as a lead-in for a response to the work in which you offer a thorough explanation supported by numerous example from both the story and "real life".

3) (This character) reminds me of someone I know...

4) (This character) reminds me of myself...

5) The character I most admire is...

6) If I were _________ at this point, I would...

List D Critical Reading/Thinking

1) Compare the book and film version, or two different film versions. Analyze he differences and why you think the movie producer/director chose to make them (Was one more logical than the other? Was the purpose and point of view he same as the original author. Was one more convincing than the other? Were there more unanswered questions with one than the other?).

2) You are an editor for Good Tales Publishing Company, and the author has just submitted this manuscript to you in hopes that you will consider it for publication. Write a letter to the author which either accepts the manuscript, explaining specific reasons why it is publishable and what, as the editor, you think needs work to get it into final commercial shape, or rejects the manuscript, explaining specific reasons for why you feel that is not ready to be published or why it really isn't commercially viable.

Thanks,
L2Bweb

 

Lol, damn i read macbeth instead of hamlet this year!

 

Damn, thanks anyways lol. I havent read one English book my highschool year.

 

i read lion king if that works? its my senior paper topic

 

Im going to a friends house, Ill be back later. If you want to get started on it and we can do the deal later, that will work out. The sooner the better, and if I dont get anyone to do it Ill just half-ass it myself.

 

It's been forever since i've read Hamlet. Really tempted to work on it.
I don't think I hold enough knowledge about Hamlet though and I'm kind of burned out after spending my weekend on another 3k word essay.

Still considering it. 600 words each is fairly easy. That's around an AP prompt length.
Do you choose one point per letter, and choose three letters?

You could provide me with notes and outlines, you say?
I probably will not start unless we get in contact.

 

PMed you

 

Will do if mm is involved first you pay him I do it then he pays me and I give to you or whatever but not starting untill mm has the cash

 

Hey.. i'm currently doing hamlet aswell.. Drop me a PM. i could help alot..

 

I've already begun this job and have completed a well-written essay on prompt 1. Waiting to get in contact before I continue.

 

Job complete.

 

I really don't think this is allowed >.>

 

the job has already been completed. dont see why it wouldnt be allowed?

 

http://sythe.org/showthread.php?t=1143168

Shouldn't have posted it in the first place.

 

i feel thats unfair but fair enough. luckily i got away with it cause they are due tomorrow lol

 

Dang I coulda helped o well =[