The Rules of Runescape Wilderness....

This was made by a person on the official forums, it is not mine!

Hello, I am Spring and I am going to take you on a wonderful trip to the Wilderness. Oh but before we go, here are some ground rules you have to abide by:

1 - Only bring a dragon dagger to the wilderness, if you bring any more you are considered a noob. Do not bring ANY food as all it does is slow you down. Attack anyone that you can whether they are skulled or not, but remember to put protect item on first.

2 - When two people are fighting in single combat and you are a lower level than them, stand in the same spot as one of them and repeatedly say "@@@@@@@@@@@@@."

When two people are fighting in single combat that are your level you must play jump one of them, failure to do so is NOT tolerated in the wilderness.

When two people are fighting in single combat that are lower combat levels than you, you must say things such as "Noob fight!" "Omg noobs!" or "Rofl I own you."

3 - If someone kills you they are a noob
If you kill someone they are a noob.
If someone dies at all, they are a noob. (Except you, you aren't a noob - no matter what.)

4 - Anyone that is a lower level than you is a noob.
Anyone that is the same level as you is a wannabe.
Anyone that is a higher level than you has no life.

5 - If you are fighting someone and you win, you must quickly add them to your friends list and flame them with the most offensive insults you can think of. (These can range from being a "noob" to talking about their mother.)

6 - If someone teleports they are a Teletubbie.
If someone prays they are a prayer noob.
If someone is wearing monk robes they are pure and you must run, while calling them a noob.
If someone farcasts they are a farcaster noob
If someone has higher defense than you they are a def noob.
If someone decides to eat in a fight they are a safer, like I said before, don't bring food it only sows you down.
If someone pots they are a potter noob. You can pot though without being called a noob.

7 - If someone teleports from you, they are most certainly a noob and a teletubbie. The only way to handle these guys is to add them and flame them. (See rule 5) This is a very important rule.

8 - If you are near the edge of the wilderness, and you see someone your level, you must run into the wilderness, attack them (preferably with a Dds) then run out. This is very effective.

9 - If you lose more than half of your health you must turn on a protection prayer. If they put prayer on too, they are a pray noob and you must run out of the wilderness for they are not tolerated.

10 (most important rule) - Flame everyone and everything you see. Whether it be a player, an npc, an item it DOES NOT MATTER. This is essential to survive in the wilderness.

11 If you kill a Runecrafter or Cluescroller who has nothing of value with them, you must call them a noob for not being strong enough. If they tele, see Rule 5. By Vaduhhatuh.

Thanks for taking your time to read the rules, and enjoy your stay.

Note: Thanks for the support, and to everyone who doesn't understand this, it is known as sarcasm. If you don't know what sarcasm look it up (assuming you know how to use a dictionary.) If you don't understand the definition after you look it up then stop playing RuneScape and get an education. Thanks


This made me laugh in real life..=P

 

hahaha that is so funny. rule 3. (If someone dies at all, they are a noob. (Except you, you aren't a noob - no matter what.)
thats human ego for you.
and the bit about flaming everything.
~ ownage overdose

 

Haha well written rules although fighting in a random clan war is the best!

 

Lol, very nice rules, well written. Lol, made me laugh in real life, also.

 

lol'd irl

 

sarcasm to the next lvl, nice find

 

Nice.

 

lol funny.

 

those are some funny ass rules some of them are gay though like only bring a dds and put on protect item if you do that your a 1 itemer then YOUR THE NOOB.

 

lol cracks me up but oh so true

 

lol nice

 

i need to pee now...

 

LMAO! That was funny! Good to use when pkin... I use that "calling a noob anywhere anyone" Alot

 

he got this from the rs fourms....

 

i found this funny man i really did LOL in real life at
4 - Anyone that is a lower level than you is a noob.
Anyone that is the same level as you is a wannabe.
Anyone that is a higher level than you has no life.

 

Lol, those rules are so true to any looters now-a-days

 

lol that guy is in such denial...

 

that shit was pretty gay rofl.

 

Just 1 word for you Hilarious

 

ya lmao it made me laugh