How to get a girl to kiss you! (and how to kiss)

First off, i have a quite a bit of experience in this specific area, i've had relationships lasting from a mere 1 day, to 1 year. I've shared many kisses with many different girls, and i think i've found the best way to do it.

Step 1)
Brush your teeth before you go out, this is to ensure you don't have smelly breath, because, to be honest, nothing ruins a kiss more than bad breath (unless they reject you ). Pack some mints too! They are a quick and easy method to getting fresh smelling breath, but don't use chewing gum, chewing gum actually increases the amount of spit in your mouth, and you don't want to be drooling all over the place and let's face it guys, spit doesn't smell too nice either. Also drink water, it doesn't stink out your breath and makes your lips nice and moist so you can kiss smoothly.

Step 2)
Make her feel relaxed, make her feel special, and make her feel wanted.
THIS IS AN IMPORTANT STEP!
Calm, gentle conversation is key, don't scare her off, and don't be big-headed, be calm and have a 2-way conversation, you talk to her and you LISTEN to her. If you get shy, go in a group with friends, then it might be easier to talk to her. Compliment her, it doesn't have to be a major compliment, just say her hair looks nice, or even compliment her dress sense, just make sure she knows you're noticing her! Also, get some touching involved, try to break the barrier, find any excuse to touch her (but not anywhere dirty, atleast not yet ). Touching can really brake the 'shyness' and ease the tension. If, so far, she hasn't gave any major hints of being not interested, and you've been out with her a few times (just as friends) and she's reacted well... you can try and make the compliments a bit more 'juicy'. However, you must be by yourselves, you won't get anything in a group! Talk about her lips, and more sensual areas, try to leave hints that you want her.

Step 3)
If she still seems interested, and you've made to to this stage, you've paid her loads of compliments, broke the tension with touching, you're by yourselves, she's looknig into your eyes, you're looknig into hers, you're guarenteed a kiss.
Kissing (especially for the first time) can be very intimidating. The best thing to do, is be confident, and time it right! There might be a lot of peer pressure, but don't give into it, the kiss is shared between you two, and you two only! The best way to kiss, imo, is look into her eyes, keep eye contact for 3-4 seconds, compliment her eyes, take a tiny little glimpse at her lips, look back in her eyes for a second, and lean in slowly. pucker your lips and let them be sort of hard, but still soft enough to squish, leave a gap in between each of your lips incase she wants to use tongue. Close your eyes, connect lips, and kiss. If you want to use tongue, simply insert it a little bit, don't force it in, just move it around a bit, in a circular motion, as the kiss gets rythm and starts to take its course, mouths will begin to open more, and allows more and more tongue. just explore her mouth, allow her to explore yours, get a rythm going, it'll work out fine, i was worried about my first kiss, and so was everyone else in the entire world, we all experience it, and anyone who says their first kiss was perfect is lying, everyone is always too nervous, try to be relaxed and it might not be amazing, i never said it would be, but when you learn how to kiss the girl, and you know what she likes, they will get better and better. Kissing comes natural, it'll be alright

Some handy tips here lads, use these well:
1) USE YOUR HANDS GODDAMNIT! Gently caress her, feel her body, go with the flow!
2) A kiss doesn't have to be just on the lips, in fact, it's better to vary where you kiss, kiss her on the lips, ofc, but kiss her neck, kiss her cheek, kiss her hand.
3) Hugging can be jsut as powerful as a kiss in some situations, and my motto is a hug a day keeps the misery away.
4) Buy her soft cuddly things to remind her of you, buy a teddy and quirt it with your cologne, so every time she cuddles it, it'll remind her of you!
5) Listen to what she likes, make her a CD of her favourite band/genre etc.
Well, i'll leave my guide at this for now, any questions, please post them, i'll try and answer them. Please, feel free to rate/tell me how to improve. Thanks for reading guys!

An added note, the fact my post count is 69 is coincidental to the topic.

 

I can see it all now... Lol.

6/10 No Pictures, and quite run-on.

Should be glad I gave a 6 =D

 

Lol nice 7/10 more info on tounge kissing plox lol

 

My first guide I'm happy with a 6 and a 7!
thanks for your review, can't really put pictures on tbh, don't want to turn the topic into porno, or do i?

 

This guide is stupid, closed.