Epic copypasta

The driver sat in the cab bobbing his upper body in a strange fashion. He appeared to be Middle Eastern - he had a dark complexion and black facial hair.

Perkins stepped up to the window and rapped loudly on it.

"Listen here! You've got to move! You're not supposed to be here!" Perkins shouted.

The driver didn't look at him. He continued to bob back and forth, muttering something to himself.

"Sir! Please lower your window! I'm speaking to you!"

Perkins rapped the window once more and then he understood what the driver was doing.

He was praying.



As soon as the realization hit him, Perkins's heart nearly stopped. He gasped and stepped back from the lorry, but it was too late.

The explosives were so powerful that they obliterated the lorry and its troupe of suicide "actors," eight vehicles on Theatre Avenue, and caused a section of Waterloo Bridge to collapse.

 

Reported.

 

Oh hey there, what're you doi-BOOOOOOOOOOM

 

Apostasy.

 

vouch

 

what the fuck

 

Which Waterloo?

I live in a Waterloo..