Runescape CYOA

Ok, CYOA means Choose Your Own Adventure and the theme is Runescape. I will say a part of your adventure, and you people will get to choose what goes on next. The highest choice will be the one where I continue the adventure, it's simple enough. Well here it is, the Runescape CYOA!

You are a rich level 3 merchant with the name of "Merchant".

You're busy selling your Party Hat set, when a level 3 no0b called "1ur3 4 th3 st0of" comes up to you. He says, "ill buyit jus folo me dode," so you follow him. He brings you to the wilderness and says, "jst liek com in here!1." You quickly find out he is trying to lure you, and say, "Wait, I need to get more rares." The no0b lurers eyes gleam in excitement. He says, "be back quik ok? plz??" You walk away, towards the Varrock East Bank.

What do you do?
C) Come back with more rares to see what he does.

You walk to the bank. You withdraw your 2 other party hat sets, 3 halloween mask sets, scythe, easter bunny ears, 21 eggs, 31 half wines, and 13 pumpkins. You run back to the wilderness, eager to see what he does. The no0b was sitting, waiting for you. You walk up to him, and he tells you to follow him. You walk into the wilderness, through level 20, 40, now you're at level 50 wilderness. He backhands you, and you fall onto the ground. He whips out an Ancients Staff and screams in an evil way, "Time to die fucka!"

What do you do?
D) Use 1337 hax0r skilz to use Lumbridge Teleport.

You start spinning in a circle to draw your Lumbridge Teleport when the no0b turns his head quickly to the left. He chants something quietly and disappears. You are now down with your circles, and is now ready the spell book to teleport. You hear noise from the left, and the right. Two clans of level 40's ~ 50's are heading your way! "Interesting," you say to yourself, "A clan war..O shit! I'm in the middle of it!" You franticly try to find the spell, but it's too late, the spells and arrows are flying over your head. A tiny bronze dagger stabs your eye, and then your 1337 haxin spell is broken.

What do you do?
C) Join the clan on the left side, called "The Heros" and fight.

You stand there, and run towards the right side with all your rares. An arrow destroys your party hat, raging you to turn to level 126. You can't fight now. You walk through the battle looting everything in site, when a level 127 (OMGS!!!) attacks you.

What weapon do you take out?[leet haxor skilz]
D) Other [bronze dagger(p++)]

You swing out an ub3r pl00x3e h4x0r bronze dagger(p++) and immediately start making little scratches on his oober Granite Chest. He gets ub3r pl00x3e h4x0r'd poisoned and dies instantly, leaving you full granite, and some other crap. You rush out of the wilderness and a bit north of Varrock West Bank, you start selling all your rares. You finally sell all of it and have around 2 billion gp.

What should you do with the money?
A) Throw some of it around saying, "free munee no0bz lawl omgz!!" After all, you earned at least 500 mil.
B) Show off.
C) Merchant more.
D) Buy pking stuff and start pking!!!

 

No one? Guess I'll continue the story with my own choice.. C.

You walk to the bank. You withdraw your 2 other party hat sets, 3 halloween mask sets, scythe, easter bunny ears, 21 eggs, 31 half wines, and 13 pumpkins. You run back to the wilderness, eager to see what he does. The no0b was sitting, waiting for you. You walk up to him, and he tells you to follow him. You walk into the wilderness, through level 20, 40, now you're at level 50 wilderness. He backhands you, and you fall onto the ground. He whips out an Ancients Staff and screams in an evil way, "Time to die fucka!"

What do you do?
A) Sit there.
B) Try to crawl away.
C) Get up, and start running.
D) Use 1337 hax0r skilz to use Lumbridge Teleport.

 

I choose D UB3R L337 H4X0R Lumy T3L3 ftw.!

 

C, of course, but wouldnt have helped, i would have yelled..... arr, im stuck >.<

 

Ancient staff? Whip? Use hax!

 

You start spinning in a circle to draw your Lumbridge Teleport when the no0b turns his head quickly to the left. He chants something quietly and disappears. You are now down with your circles, and is now ready the spell book to teleport. You hear noise from the left, and the right. Two clans of level 40's ~ 50's are heading your way! "Interesting," you say to yourself, "A clan war..O shit! I'm in the middle of it!" You franticly try to find the spell, but it's too late, the spells and arrows are flying over your head. A tiny bronze dagger stabs your eye, and then your 1337 haxin spell is broken.

What do you do?
A) Dig a hole and hide.
B) Hide in the lava.
C) Join the clan on the left side, called "The Heros" and fight.
D) Join the clan on the right side, called "WE BS NO0BZ" and fight.

 

This is absolutely ridiculous.

C, of course.

 

Finn, you might want to change your answer, I edited in the wrong "What do you do?"

 

Since Finniscool is the only on who voted, but voted for the wrong thing, he still said C. The story must go on!

You stand there, and run towards the right side with all your rares. An arrow destroys your party hat, raging you to turn to level 126. You can't fight now. You walk through the battle looting everything in site, when a level 127 (OMGS!!!) attacks you.

What weapon do you take out?[leet haxor skilz]
A) Abbysal Whip
B) Granite Maul
C) DDS then Dragon Scimmy
D) Other [tell name]

 

D ub3r pl00x3e h4x0r bronze dagger(p++)

 

D) rubber chicken ftw

 

D) God Sword with Zammorak Special.

 

I did eeni meeni mini mo and I got hi peeps.

You swing out an ub3r pl00x3e h4x0r bronze dagger(p++) and immediately start making little scratches on his oober Granite Chest. He gets ub3r pl00x3e h4x0r'd poisoned and dies instantly, leaving you full granite, and some other crap. You rush out of the wilderness and a bit north of Varrock West Bank, you start selling all your rares. You finally sell all of it and have around 2 billion gp.

What should you do with the money?
A) Throw some of it around saying, "free munee no0bz lawl omgz!!" After all, you earned at least 500 mil.
B) Show off.
C) Merchant more.
D) Buy pking stuff and start pking!!!

 

Well, i won't really choose an answer on that, but i can tell you what i would have done with the cash.
Life goes on, and we're just getting older and older, many of us quit as we get older, many continue to play, i would have given away the 500 millions to 500 level 20's-, they are our future, they decide what's going to happend when we're the ol' guys, so give it away and hope that something good happends.

 

I would pk.

 

wats happening lol

 

C) Lvl 3 for pk? And name "merchanter".