If you were lost in the middle of a forest/woods....

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First of all if someone walked by me and I was lost in the forest I would probably follow him out of the woods. But to answer the question I would keep the phone and try to start a fire by sparking off the battery to make a smoke signal for over passing planes or helicopters. If the smoke signal doesn't work and the phone is useless to me id toss it out and try to find my way out of the woods. Survival is not hard its just simple mind over matter.

 

fuck its the forest ill keep my cellphone and eat some squirrels ffs

 

No way man,
I'd beat the shit out of the guy and take it
then i'd pawn the cell phone
and buy a dime

 

Trade it, follow him till he dies of starvation and take my phone back >_>

 

Lol, selfish

I would keep phone, since even if you eat burger you are going to die of starvation anyways.

 

Your point being?
He would have died anyway, may as well make it quicker or him. Plus free burger ftw.

 

Smash the fuck out of him with a blunt instrument (in this case a really strong stick and/or a rock) , take the burger, have a bite or two every day or so, live for that little bit longer, find a river and follow it North.

 

well id probably use my phone as a wep knock the dude out and eat him and his burger which would keep me going for awhile
find signal well-ah

although i might get convicted for murder..meh

 

Well my phone has the least dropped calls. ever.

I'd take my chances.

 

Depends on if the cell phones was working or not...If it was NO if it wasnt YES

 

I would do as a few have posted already, i would trade the phone for the burger then follow the guy until he gets out or dies.... then if i'm really depserate i would eat him

hey man, anything to survive

 

keep the phone, keep traveling and just kill a few rabbits and squirrels and eat them. try to find a service point while trying to move out of the woods.

 

I'd knock him out, eat the burger, then casually walk away. But if he was big and burley, and could beat the shit out of me, I would keep the cellphone and go killed birds or summin, and make a fire using flint and fireworrd.

 

I would keep the cell phone, and live off of the resources around me. However, if he wanted money, and I had a $20 bill, I would trade.

On a side note, to everyone, I don't think it is as complicated as knocking the guy out etc. I think you just choose one or the other. >_>

 

uh, well, i would just knock out the man, then take the burger and eat it, i would use the energy i got from that to go to a high mountain in search of a signal to call for help.

 

id probably knock the person out if i was really desperate. then i would have my squirrel friends help me out as well lol.

 

I'd Start a forest fire until i saw the city
plus burning shit is fucking fun...

 

You can last 30 days without food, 2 days without water... see the difference, I'd take the phone.

 

he's probably smart, he'd call someone.
lololol.