My Omegle

This guy sucked =/. I tried to troll him so much, but it didn't work well really. It ended up with us both being bored.

=/... Maybe next time I'll get an easier one .

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: i'm good
You: how are you?
Stranger: lol im great! man this is so weird, i opened up this chat like 5 seconds ago, this guy was like man/lady? and i said dude and he disconnected xD weeeiiirrrrd
You: so, you're not a 9 yo girl then?
Stranger: :O no! hahah
You: Damn =/. This site is such a gamble.
Stranger: im 10 ^_^ hahas just joking
You: orly
You: that's too bad =/
Stranger: ... i cant tell if you're joking or not xD
You: I don't think I can tell if I'm joking or not.
Stranger: O.O
You: Not anymore at least >.<
Stranger: >.>
Stranger: uhmm
Stranger: hahaha
You: It started as a joke at least =/
You: It kinda went a little far
You: and now, you know... things happen... people get... touched
Stranger: *a wild pedobear appears*
You: /me throws pokeball
Stranger: ahahaha
Stranger: so in other words you want to put your balls on pedobears?
You: I want to put pedobears in my balls
Stranger:
You: Maybe then I could actually get a 9yo girl
You: maybe i should impersonate a 10 yo boy
Stranger: hahahhah!
Stranger: well they do love pokeballs i gues
You: it's great till they try to open them
Stranger: nothin a good little smack cant fix!!.... we're still talking about pokemon right? xD
You: Uhm, yeah, we'll go with that for the sake of the fbi ^.^
Stranger: HAHahahaha
You: i dun wanna get v& tbh
You: not exactly a clean place
You: pedohaters
Stranger: O.O
Stranger: lol seriously i HOPE you aint a pedo haha leave that shit to the pedobears yep
You: why?
You: all they do is stare
Stranger: i dont know its just a lil scary hahaha
You: nah, nothin wrong with a little 'admiration'
Stranger: -.o i dun understand?
You: for instance
You: i was at walmart the other day
You: and this little asian girl comes running out of an aisle
You: and she was HOOTTTTT
You: and her mom was bangin too
You: but i could not stop staring at this little girl
You: eventually, the mom asked me what's wrong
You: and fearing getting thrown out i said 'nothin, she just reminds me of my neice'
You: what the mom didn't know is that i molested my neice
Stranger:
Stranger: hahahahaha
You: coolstoreybro?
Stranger: yeah bro
You: So yeah, she kinda just walked away as I faked a tear
You: it was pretty climactic
You: and then i stole a glance at her kids ass
You: omg dud
Stranger: i bet,,,
You: dude*
Stranger: :O
You: i bet her vag was tight.... damn... you got any cp?
Stranger: cp?
You: u kno
You: thing with kids and such
You: doing stuff
Stranger: umm no
You: well get some =/
Stranger: :/ i dont think so
You: it'll make you rethink your life
Stranger: i like my life the way it is hahaha
You: now all i can think about is screwing a little prepubescent teen >.<
Stranger: not in jail!
You: bah, it's only bad if you get caught
Stranger: O_O
Stranger: u scare me heaps..
You: i scare the children more i bet ...
Stranger: STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!!
You: so... are you really 10? Cause... I'm starting a new film
Stranger: ohh really?
You: yeh
Stranger: >.>
You: it's called "The Adventures of Captain Underwear"
Stranger: um yeah not doin that
You: It's not as bad as it sounds
You: you get to prance around naked/in your underwear
You: and do shit
You: and you save damsels and shit
You: and then you get to see them in their underwear
You: god, it's gonna be such a hit
You: i bet we sell all of our copies in the first day
Stranger: this reminds me of the butterfly effect...
You: That part of the movie was hot
Stranger:
You: i wanted to fuck that little girl like crazy
Stranger: :O
You: you can't tell me you don't have 'thoughts'?
Stranger: honestly? ... yes... i can tell you that
You: how can you not?
You: I mean, we were all children at one time
Stranger: yes, and when you grow up you leave behind childish things and fascinations
You: it's only natural to revert to our instincts of wanting to see their's by showing them ours
You: Bah, it's our generation. We define what 'growing up' means
You: Child Pornography is only illegal becaue women got the right to vote
Stranger: so are you saying when you were a young little boy you wanted some older dude waving their cock in your face for you to suck n take it in the ass?
You: Bah, no, I wanted to have sex with other little girls
Stranger: well exactly
You: and i KNOW other little girls wanted to have sex with me
Stranger: pffft
You: in fact
You: i almost had sex with my cousin
Stranger: okay dude you seriously must be 13 oss
You: and then i fooled around with a neighbor in my trailor court in her closet while her little sister masterbated
You: i was only like 7 too
You: so it's natural to want that again ^.^
Stranger: hahaha i take that back... you're 11
You: i'm 20 dudett
Stranger: O_O
You: just because you can't admit your desire to fuck a tiny, underdeveloped vagina doesn't mean others can't
Stranger: O-O
You: this conversation is hot
You: i should /b/ this
Stranger: im gunna be sick
You: It's all good bro
You: i don't molest boys
Stranger: uhm kewl?
Stranger: you're still fucked up xD
You: Aren't we all?
Stranger: no
Stranger: just u
You: Orly? So you're saying you're completely not fucked up?
Stranger: yesm
You: Who are you to define normality?
Stranger: god
You: God does not exist, sir.
Stranger: if there were to be two omniscients, i would be both
You: Good thing there is neither, and therefore you are neither
Stranger: who are you to say im not god? or better yet... the police?
You: Who are you to say you are God?
You: Fuck the police D:
You: I don't get skerrd
Stranger: Believe it or not ive been tracking your internet IP address for the last 5 minutes
You: coolstoreybro
You: you wanna trade cp?
Stranger: Not likely 'bro'
Stranger: im not the police, but i did track your IP address
You: wait
You: so you're saying
You: you have cp
You: but you don't wanna trade?
Stranger: no i am not
You: /reports
Stranger: hahahaha you are such a dick
You: i aint impersonatin a pig man
You: or a fallacy
Stranger: reporting someone that didnt admit to having cp, from a person who openly admitting molesting their niece?
You: seriously, why would you even wanna call yourself God
You: that's just... seriously... degrading >.<
Stranger: to u
Stranger: hahahaha
You: My neice liked it
Stranger: yeah its still rape
You: Nah, I was under 14
Stranger: still rape
You: and, i didn't get to put my penis in her vagina ... she was always like "OW IT HURTS"
Stranger: unconscented sexual relations with a minor, you were the dominating factor in the sexual encounter, therefore are liable for the blame
You: Who's to say I was the dominating factor?
Stranger: the law
You: The law wasn't there
Stranger: it is now
You: Good, but that doesn't mean they know what happened
You: I seriously think you have no concept of law...
Stranger: you think your niece wont talk?
You: For one, even though I admit to it, it's been over 6 years. Which is the past the statute of limitations ^.^.
You: I can't be persecuted, etc
You: and no, she won't talk. I threatened to kill her if she did.
You:
Stranger: this is boring
You: It was good, till you decided to impersonate God
You: then it sucked
Stranger: but i am god
You: then you do not exist!
Stranger: pfft says u
You: and I should probably stop talking to myself =/
Stranger: yepper
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

wow wanna trade cp?

jk lol nice troll

 

tl;dr

Stranger: hi
You: herro!
Stranger: so the holocaust, pretty funny shit right?
You: you suck at shock humor tbh
You: inb4yousuckcock
Stranger: awwww damn

 

That's to long.