Runescape Trolling!!!!

So, I LOVE trolling on RS3 in my spare time. Telling jokes, especially(guess that's not really considered trolling tho...)
One of my favorite jokes is to go up to a random player and say:
ME- Knock knock
THEM- Who's there?
ME- John (any name works)
THEM- John who?
ME- Reported for asking for contact info. Gf perm ban.

Hahaha I do not take any credit for this joke, saw it on a YouTube video years ago.
Anyways, the point of this thread is that I wanna know, what are your favorite trolls (methods, not people).

Thanks guys!

P.S. Before anyone starts talkin mess about trolls, know this, when I troll, I do it in good nature and just get laughs.

 

old as fuck...

 

True, but it still constantly works and gets laughs, so I enjoy it. Hahaha

 

some hard thuggin there bro

 

damn dude you're just the textbook badass. you thug so hard.

 

Mmk, if you guys are gonna be asshole's don't even fucking reply. Thanks.

 

I think you should become a Jmod for banning all the horrible people

 

ahahaha

 

I see you are repping west side, is that why you thugg so hard on RS?

 

Why the fuck are you all being assholes? Is this the spam section? I don't think it is. And obviously I don't actually report the people. Like I said, IT'S A JOKE!

 

Damn, that's old school a'fffff.

 

Right? I remember watching some guy do it to a pmod on youtube and I lost my shit. Still my favorite joke to this day. haha