I3lazes Advice. =)

I have had alot of shit happen in my life, and I have been through most issues which many of you people seeking advice are going through, from relationships, to feelings, Curiosity with sex to housing advice, If you want to ask me ANYTHING, I shall not judge you, I shall give you Honest, Respectful, Good advice, which won't make you do something stupid, and If I cannot suggest any advice, I was also tell you.

Thanks, Please post below for my advice.

NOTE: Please do not post on this thread saying this is what this topic is for, I know this, but I feel this would help if someone wanted to request advice personally, Please do not troll, or post any unwanted help or flame/laugh at ANYONE on this thread, otherwise, you shall be reported.

ALSO, I would like to share with you WHY, I am actually helping people.

I joined a new town, and there was this large kid, who everyone bullied, called him a fat bastard and the usual childish remarks, One day, one of the guys who bullied him got really on my nerves thinking he is hard on the back of the school bus, and so I flipped, I said "you think your fucking hard bullying him you fucking downsy? Try bully me you little nobhead" and so his friends were like "awwwww wouldn't take that if I was you" like they normally do, and so, he walks up to me starting shit, I wasn't in a good mood at all that day and I whacked him and whacked him and whacked him, he was on the top of the double decker bus on the floor, whilst I was stamping on his face. Yes, Im GLAD I did this, took out all the pain and aggression he was causing numerous people, I did get excluded permanently and kicked off of the bus for putting him in hospital, but still life was to carry on..

I was then known as the hardest in the school and hundreds of people telling me thanks because that guy really did annoy them thinking he was hard... What the nicest thing since then was, the large kid who was getting bullied NEVER got bullied again, Even he was older than me, his mother came to my house, she couldn't thank me enough as he tried committing suicide so many times from all the shit he was getting at school, she tried offering me £500, she offered me lifts to school EVERYDAY, even if I was at the bus stop before I got my car, she would shout accross the road and would even offer to drive me to town which was a good 20 Miles away, even though she wasn't planning on going out. Of course I rejected ALL of her offers, but just to see what a difference I made in that childs life, suprised me.

I always knew I was a intelligent guy, best in the school with grades, even though I was ALWAYS excluded for fighting, and I thought I was just a normal person, who was going to grow up, get a car, get a job, get a wife, have some kids, retire... etc. etc. Knowing myself that I helped someones life like this, stopped him from possible commiting suicide and such, inspired me to become something, and that feeling you get inside you for helping others, to me, is better than ANY drug I have taken. and I have taken them all.

Inspired my life, I have helped someones life, something so easy as that has given someone else so much in life, and I believe God gave me this life, to do the things I do and help people, even little things like on sythe and with firecapes, If im not stocked up, and I have some free time, I will even offer those who are less fortunate than myself, who cannot afford services, and Yes, I will get them a free firecape just to make them happy. Im currently 18, From what my life has showed me, Now Im in Leeds College, studying to become a Psychologist.

Any questions, do not hesitate to ask me, Please post below. Thank you.