It is true dude. There's a new worm out there on the Net that was updated today April 1, 2009. Sh-- is so bad for so many people right now. So I've heard less than 2% of U.S. computers have been infected, but it's been totaled that over 8 Million people have been affected. You can read about on multiple security websites and see YouTube Videos warning people to be weary of this crap that will F--- your computer the F--- up.
The worm that was updated today is called the Conficker C Worm.
http://www.symantec.com/index.jsp (Sorry for the outside link Sythe, Just trying to help get this So Called April Fools "JOKE" in to their small heads.)
For everyone who thinks this is a joke, keep laughing - But when you end up like Quaters, I bet you'll be LOL'ING BIG TIME RIGHT.
It takes your information and deposits onto the Hacker's computer sucking MILLIONS OF BANK ACCOUNT PASSWORDS etc.... To be sold away!
After it does that it controls your computer and turns it into a SPAM BOT. THE COMPUTER ITSELF LAUNCHES SPAM TO ALL OF YOUR CONTACTS STORED ONTO YOUR COMPUTER, ALSO SPAMMING FROM LOG IN SITES SUCH AS MYSPACE, FACEBOOK, AND MANY MORE POPULAR WEBSITES.
Guys and girls I'm not telling you this to scare you but quit thinking everything is an effing game. Some things in life just aren't amusing whether or not it's happened to you. Some guy can control the Government because he's more of an effing wizard than the 10,000 employees hired to hack and keep them safe. (BEING EXTRA DRAMATIC HERE BUT YOU NEVER EFFING KNOW.)
Now to be hypothetical, the Government could be playing one evil a-- trick on the world but I SOOOOOOOOOOO HIGHLY DOUBT IT. TAKE PRECAUTION, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Note: THIS THREAT IS SPECIFICALLY DIRECTED TOWARDS PC USERS!!!! APPLE CO. ARE ABOUT TO BE SOME RICH TERDS!