I Got My First Paycheck Today, 450 Fucking Dollars, I Think I'll Spend It All On Booze And Cigarettes, I Don't Give A Shit If It's All I Got, I'm Spending My Welfare On Forgetting You, And I Don't Give A Shit When The Bottles Gone, Cause I Will Be Too, The Nights Are Always The Best, Coming Down Really Sucks Though, Gotta Find A Way To Get Around That, Maybe I'll Become A Heroin Addict, Seems Like Fun Honestly, I'm Tired Of Life Anyway, Think I Might Pull A Heath Ledger, Oh Come On, Don't Lock Me Up, Why So Fucking Serious? That Movie Sucked Anyway, Back On Topic, What Was I Talking About? Drugs Or Shitty Movies? Either Way Titanic Tops The List. Seriously Though. Life's A Drag, Or Maybe It's A Tug, Titanic Needed One Of Those, Send That Shit Back To Port, Weak Shit's Weak, Maybe If They Had A Cure To My Fucking Problems I'd Care, But Since They're Just A Bunch Of Ice Cubes, I'm Sort Of Thirsty Now, Maybe If They Were Carrying Booze, Or Maybe Some Exotic Opiate, I'd Care, Shit Anything To Make Me Numb, Everytime I Drink An Icee I Wonder If I'm Drinking Anne Frank, Wouldn't That Be Hardcore? Or Maybe Deep Fried Hellen Keller, I Heard She Answered The Frying Pan Once, Throw Some Cheese On That Bitch, I Reckon She Had Oxycotton For That Fever Of Hers, Wonder If She'd Share For A *******, Yeah You're Right, She Probably Had Erectile Dysfuntion, I Gave Kyle's Friend A Gram Of Anthrax, She Thought It Was Coke, Now She's Yelling At Natasha To Come To Her Party, Why Would I Waste Coke On Her? Anyway I Think She'd Prefer The Anthrax, Fucking Emo Cunt, So Like I Heard That The Market Is Being Flooded With Heroin, I Reckon I Should Buy Some, I RECKON I SHOULD FUCKING BUY SOME, It Couldn't Hurt, It Could Kill, I Imagine Dying Wouldn't Hurt, Wouldn't That Be Ironic For Kids Who Slit Their Wrists, To Still Feel The Pain After They Died? Damn That'd Suck, But Seriously, What If America Made A Bong Bomb, Instead Of Radiation, It Spread 99% Pure Heroin, The Skin Would Asorb The Heroin And They'd Be Like, Whoa Headrush, And We'd Be Like, BOOM MOTHERFUCKING HEADSHOT. We'd Have Tanks Made Of LSD, Soda Made Of Acid, Bombs Made Out Of Heroin, Bullets Made Of Cocaine, Gunpowder Made Of Marijuana, Oh Yeah, And Helments Made Out Condoms, That Way When You Get Shot In The Head, Your Brains Will Just Stay In The Condom, It'd Be Like A Popcicle, Except You Know, Brainy And Bloody, I Reckon It Would Taste Like Fruitpunch, FUCK, STAY AWAY FROM THE WINDOWS, KATIE AND TOM ARE IN THE DRIVEWAY, GRAB YOUR BIBLES, Thank God They're Gone. Yeah, I Thank God For Paying For My Sins, I've Already Maxed Out My Credit Card, My Credit Rating Is -666, Should I Get A Loan? I Have More Fingers Than The Octomom Has Children, One For Every Day Of The Week, I Have A Ballsack For Every Bitch I've Fucked, Yet I'm Still A Virgin, I Busted My Chin On Your Daughters Nuts, Cause I Refuse To Be Cool, Some Call Me God, Some Call Me Satan, Some Call Me Insane, Honestly I'm Just You, A Mirror Reflected Image, Cut, Crop, Copy, Paste Me, Anywhere You Want, Put Me On Wikipedia And I'll Google Your Address, I'll AIM At Your Yahoo And Shove My Skype Up Your ICQ, I Bet You're Wanting To Call 911, Well Don't, I've Bribed Them All With Creampies And Anal, Analogies I Mean, Fucking Perverts, Well Anyway, I'm Like Heath Ledger, Except I'm Hardcore Like Chuck Norris, I Get Laid More Than Superman, And Yes, I Do That Hoe, Zip Me, Unzip Me, Install Me, I'll Crash Your Life, I'm Deleting Life.exe, Say Goodbye Motherfucker, I'm Your C:/ Drive, Yeah Girl, You're My F:/ Drive, I Believe I Got Better Grades Than You In School, Columbine 99, That's How I Roll.
reading the dictonary HA ive seen more talent in a sign post... its alright man, music just isnt your thing
Not everything HAS to rhyme, but it sure does sound a hell of alot better if it at least 2 out of 4 lines would rhyme.
