Riddle thread! Post riddles inside.

[Arya]

It flies without wings,
Strikes without beak, teeth,
or talons. It has no eyes
in its pointed head,
but it can kill birds in flight.

 

[Dustein]

A farmer has 30 dogs and 28 sheep, How many did not?

I do not get this riddle at all, will someone tell me how Christmas Cracker got 10?

It flies without wings,
Strikes without beak, teeth,
or talons. It has no eyes
in its pointed head,
but it can kill birds in flight.

Either an arrow or a bullet.

 

[Benwise]

Post a riddle Mr Dusteinnnnn!

 

[Dustein]

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

What am I?

 

[Benwise]

Rice? Skin? Fur? Time? Air? Light? Oxygen? Water? Crap. Im just guessing easy things that could fit.. Tell me if any are close.

 

[Christmas Crackers]

I do not get this riddle at all, will someone tell me how Christmas Cracker got 10?

A FARMER HAS 30 DOGS AND 28 SHEEP, HOW MANY DID NOT?

For everyone who didn't understand the riddle, allow me to explain:

It's all a matter of how you read it, if you read it out loud to yourself, you instantly get it, because it's supposed to be read like this:

a farmer has 30 dogs and twenty ate sheep, how many did not?

So you come to the conclusion that the answer is 10.

ROFL

 

[Christmas Crackers]

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

What am I?

The answer is either NO or TIME. And I can explain if you want

 

[Benwise]

A. You googled it, in all of the googles, the answer is no. But if you actually read the question, it doesnt ask if it is solveable. And I guess pressure for an answer now.

 

[Gallyboy]

There are 10 birds on a tree, you shoot and kill one, how many birds are there now? (Live ones)

None. The rest flew away.

My riddle: I am spent too much on pointless things. Some say there is not enough of me. I am not money, but i am. What am i?

 

[Christmas Crackers]

A. You googled it, in all of the googles, the answer is no. But if you actually read the question, it doesnt ask if it is solveable. And I guess pressure for an answer now.

No, I have heard this riddle countless times before, and the answer is usually either time or no, because both of them can fit into the answer. Fail.

 

[Christmas Crackers]

None. The rest flew away.

My riddle: I am spent too much on pointless things. Some say there is not enough of me. I am not money, but i am. What am i?

The answer is time, because time is money
I'm thinking of one right now...

 

[ImAFool]

EYE!!!

That's not it.

What starts with 'e', ends with 'e', and only has one letter in it?

Answer please.

 

[Benwise]

Note. Letter. Music. The letter E. I dont know.

 

[nicktheh]

buns and rice got mine right ^_^
to imafool.. i know that one but i cannot remember it for the life of me.
NEVERMIND!
ENVELOPE!!!!! w00t pwn!

 

[nicktheh]

oh. and a riddle:
a man jumps out a window, and had a sure fire way of being rescued when he hit the ground. but on his way down, he was shot by a bullet out of a window. yet this case was still classed as an "attempted" suicide.
and yes, the man died.
how is this possible?

 

[MatthewGor123]

WTF is up with all the double posting?!?! Crackers has 5 double posts on this thread, Nicktheh has a double post here...

Anyways;

What starts with 'e', ends with 'e', and only has one letter in it?

Hmm, I really don't know. OMG! An "Envelope"?!?! Just thought of that!!! Is it?

a man jumps out a window, and had a sure fire way of being rescued when he hit the ground. but on his way down, he was shot by a bullet out of a window. yet this case was still classed as an "attempted" suicide.
and yes, the man died.[/QUOTE

I have no idea. Let's think about this one for a while.

 

[Christmas Crackers]

WTF is up with all the double posting?!?! Crackers has 5 double posts on this thread, Nicktheh has a double post here...

That's because idiots keep deleting their wrong answers to riddles...

 

[MatthewGor123]

That's because idiots keep deleting their wrong answers to riddles...

Meh, you made a post at 1:38, then 1:41 -- and nobody posted in between. That'd be a good point, if it were true...just do me a favor please and edit one of the posts and delete the other? Not to backdoor mod, I'm just asking you because I think it takes up unnescessary space (more stuff to scroll through, etc), etc. I'll edit this post as soon as I get a chance. I have NO clue with Nick's riddle :O

 

[ImAFool]

Hmm, I really don't know. OMG! An "Envelope"?!?! Just thought of that!!! Is it?

INDEED IT IS FINE SIR.

buns and rice got mine right ^_^
to imafool.. i know that one but i cannot remember it for the life of me.
NEVERMIND!
ENVELOPE!!!!! w00t pwn!

INDEED IT IS FINE SIR.

 

[Shredderbeam]

That's because idiots keep deleting their wrong answers to riddles...

I checked the logs. Not a single post has been deleted on this thread, by anybody.