Corrupt Wishes

I'm typically not a great fan of forums games, however I saw this at another forum and it was actually pretty damn funny so I thought we could give it a shot at Sythe as well


Rules:

Person #1 posts a wish

Person #2 grants that person a wish, however change the wish for the worse.

Person #2 posts another wish.

Example:

I wish I could know everything about anything.

Granted, however you would die of a brain tumor.

I wish I could read books in a few seconds

Granted, but it's only gay porno books


Please follow the explained formula.


To get us going:

I wish I could read minds