rarara

im a little teapot short and stout
here is my handle here is my spoud

row row row your boat gently down the stream
merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream

 

Kiss my ass? >_>

 

The Cocks on the woodpile a-blowing his horn
The Bulls in the barn a-threshing of corn
The Maids in the meadow are making of hay
The Ducks in the river are swimming away.

Baa, baa, black sheep
Have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes, sir
Three bags full;
One for the master,
And one for the dame,
And one for the little boy
Who lives down the lane.