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Rap-off Anyone?

jooker

jooker

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K, you get it.





Bitch I'm Like A King, I'm A Sultan,
I Be Everything You See,
Latina Virgins Lose It,
When They Look At Me.
I'm Rappin' You Out,
Out Classin' You,
In Every Which Way,
I'll Chop You Up, You Ain't Got No Shit,
You'll Run Away Cause You Ain't Got No Vertebrae.
You're A Spineless Fool, You Can't Spit No Rhymes,
Cause When You Talk, All That Comes Out Is Your Cum Covered Drool.
You're Suckin' Dick,
For Quarters In The Park,
But They Just Slap You Like A Prick,
And Fuck You Up The Ass.
You Take It Like A Chick,
Moanin' In The Park,
Shit Motha Fucka, Don't Even Start,
With Me, Because I'm-
A Bad Ass Rapper,
This Shit You Can't Take,
Get Outta Here And Go Play With Your Easy Bake,
I'm Like A Land Mine, I'll Explode In Your Face,
You'll Be Covered In Jiz,
And I'll Be Eatin' A Sandwhich,
You'll Be Eatin' My Cum And Bitch,
I Got Some Cheeze Whiz.

Feel free to rate/retaliate.
 
You can't touch me, I'm a fucking Spartan.
Did you make your shit up while you were fartin?
With you shit ass rhymes,you think your leet
U don't kno me nigga, I'll end ur life in a heartbeat
I'll destroy your ass by myself, independatley
I'm like time itself I'll kill you eventually
Your rhymes are so weak, you can't spit, your a joke
Your mom bent down I put in her throat
She walked thru the door all I saw was her ass and tits
I ripped her ass up like kibble's bitz and bitz
When you try 2 diss a soldier like me you dont kno what can happen
You'll step out ur front door i'll start clappin
Have ur life ended up over stupid shit
cuz u were stubborn n couldn't take a hit
so understand my rhymes so good there is no flaw
matter fact they should make it law
Royal destroyed u stupid bitch
cuz im homicidal not suicidal
Nows its time to light a splif
 
Bitch You Ain't Flawless,
You're So Full Of Holes,
I Almost Mistaken You for Some Fuckin Swiss Cheese.
Now Take Li'l Pedro,
And Shove It Up Your Ass,
I'll Blow You Up With Petrol,
And Break You With My 2 Bare Hands.
Your Sista's Blowin' Me,
I'm Makin' Her Go Fasta,
You Know I'll Fuck Her Up The Ass Right Afta.
You Can Watch The Vid,
You Know You'll Want To,
You'll Stare At Your Sista's Wet Pussy,
Like A Li'l Kidd.

You're A God Damn Fool,
Quit Your Drool,
You Can't Spit Shit,
You Ain't Being Kewl.
So Kick Off Your Shoes Bitch,
Watch Some TV,
'Soon As You Relax,
I'll Bust A Cap In Your Ass With My AR-15.
Bitch Now You Bleedin',
Bleedin' On The Floor,
Thanks For Payin' For Those 4 Hours,
With That Motha Fuckin' Whore.
 
i got signed now them dimes climb n escape
cuz my pockets puffy n it remind'em of mase waiit
im a bad boy, get trash bags full of cash boy
im in a vainquish not a jag boy
why u mad boy, cuz u catch cabs boy
and u gettin paid less paper then my bagboy
U a hater thats sad boy
cuz yo mom even likes me.. i might be yo dad boy
U a mess stop, i know you upset ah
but u better watch how u talk to yo steppop
bitch watch, ima be goin in yo fridge
and walk around wit my boxers on in yo crib, kid
 
joker you wack
you mak me have a heart attack
or heart ache than i fake left than right
dont play im a gangsta tongight
im eating bagels and hot pockets
my little brother owns a pocket rocket
when i go to school i get good grade
than i go home and fix me a plate
you just a wanna be slapper
chris brown is my number 1 rapper
i cant wait to drink e-40
than i go to sleep and pee 40!


Nigero im at karjama island shooting them afrikans.
went by the custom officer saying fuck the law
so i brought my rum and my brother name shaw.
now im in varrock with king herald.
we both drank now hes my hero.
Zezima aint got nothing on me thats why i pee on peter.
griffins dont exist but in runescape they do thats why i poo
im on food stamps blue red and black government bread easy money!
 
Bitches You Make Me Laugh,
You Can't Rap,
You're Just A Sad Knock Off,
Of The Real Deal.
That's Me Motha Fucka,
I'm The Real True Thing,
And Bitch You Can't Spell,
I Better Take You To School,
And Learn You A Thing Or Two,
With My Fist In Your Face.
Bitch I Owned You,
Get The Hell Outta Here,
You Better Watch Your Back,
Cause I've Been Drinkin' My Beer,
And You're In My Territory Bitch,
Get The Hell Outta Here Fool,
Learn To Spit Some Rhymes,
Before You Come Up In Here And Soak My Shirt With Your Drool.
 
Pokémon Trainer
You think you all that, but you ain't a winner
Now get back in the kitchen and make me some dinner
 
Bitch Here's Your Dinner,
Suck On My Cock,
I'll Cum On Your Face,
And Make You Jack Off With Your Sock.
 
i got lyrics to go all day lol ill gladly join this game.


im new to the game but i noticed every thinks they spit shit raw
so when i step in n u lose it'l be something this whole forum can say they saw
i like being new it means nobody can be given the chance to mimic me
i dont mean my personality blood, i mean lyrically
so ya better take everything i say for real not synically
cos to be honest m8 your like an advert - 15 seconds of fame
but sooner or later ill push any1 of you out of the frame
getting beaten down by the noobie with no name
i mean cmon guys only yesterday i decided on my rap name.
step up in the forum eliminating all the competition
using only damagin words as my rhymin ammunition
everybody htinkin they the beez kneez , the lemons zest
i think this has proven that none of you really are the best
no matter how much u spit n boast ill still lyrically rip ya heart out ya chest
so do every1 a favour leave the forums head west
save me sum damn time dig ya own 6 foot hole and lay ya self to rest.
 
Wow you guys are played
Like nintendio oldschool videogames
Rap is MY business so dont get in it
Dont talk shit, dont get my lines twisted
Because every flow i spit you barely invision
Cross between god and babies makes me cristian
Ha get it? because of baby jesus?
You people are retarded, im just playin with my penis
And you fuckers jerk off like you just turned 12
Im usin my dick like a damn book shelf
It stays up because your mom worked it last night
Oh shit bring yo momma jokes, yeah thats-right
So if you ACTUALLY wanna do this
reply to me, i will bring metaphors, similies, and multies.... your just useless
 
lol i won't evenm dignify that with rhyming reply., name is, because you didn't even rhyme.
you spelt christian wrong.
and bitch, you're prolly 12 so go jack off to some hentai.
fool.
 
Dude what the fuck you going on about who the fuck you gonna murk
while you playing your computer games im out going to work
ill wrap a thumb and all for fingers right around ya neck
squeeze so hard leave you gasping for air feeling the vacume effec
dont give a shit abuot what u think im just doing what ever pleases
and i guarantee step up against me ya gonna be seeing jesus
fed up of all blood fam cuz wannbe bitches
ill drown ya hold ya head underwater like im developin pictures
what dont ya understand ya rhymes dead you probs found em in the back of a hurst
your rhymes are like a german sausage. to stupid to get it? fag its the wourst
dont think anybody on these entire forums fucking understands
stand the fuck back and move the keyboard away from ya hands
get the fuck out the house go get ya self a life
living life like this no family kids or wife
spitting shit about how hard life is and all of your strife
stop your fucking complain cos i can end it all with the sharp edge of a knife
shut ya fucking mouth man stop ya gassin
really mate dont think you understand its embarassin
telling me your a hard cunt bet you think your a beast when it comes to bussing
come to fucking durham n lets see if im ever fussin
dont care if i got a dirty mouth from all of this cussin
i get it from ya mothers gash n then just shrug it off like its nuffin
i got a cupboard full o clips and mate you need fucking stuffin
fill you up to the brim till you can practically taste the lead
continue fuckin shootin after u frontin and i know that ya dead
see how many smart ass fuckin comments now are goin thru ya head
fuck this man u been layed out put to rest n sent to bed
fed up of this waste man fuck him... 'nuff said
 
actually bitch i do rhyme, im just more complex then your ignoramus ass is
Your shit is basic, your fake, your just like plastic
My lines are on the table, like coke in supply
But there in depth, your shit is basic, your the cheap brand just One - Ply
One ply? you probably dont understand that you idiotic moronic persona
It means your rhymes are probably just as basic, as cover bands of nirvana
So basically, im going to tell you fuckers like this you need to take lessons
Because your lines are basic, your flow is off, and your just adolescents
Now tell me i dont rhyme, and ill just smile at your retarded attempts
To beat the master of metaphors and multis, Mister HMNI himself ;)






Oh and good try sorry, but thats just it im sorry
Sorry that your out of style like, Fine and Arty
Now listen mother fucker, You think you know?
Im 16, and even i have a better flow
Ok ok ok, enough with the fag jokes
Your shits so gay, youd jump off a roof with a rope
Tied to your dick, oh bitch dont admit
Your just gay, go suck a dick, you know you like it
Time to come outta the closet mr. Faggot
Your just gay, And your outta the style like marshall mathers
Now mr. Massive, Time to hit the masses
Oh shit dont trip, your bigger then my mattress
Did i mention that bitch? your mom hasnt
Shes layin on my bed, butt naked, on her back... BITCH
She assumed the position, and in about 9 more months
HMNI Jr. Will beat your ass, were the next Brady bunch
So get my steak on the stove "mr. Fuckin gangsta"
Make me dinner, or yeah, with that same knife you threatened me, ill shank ya ;)
 
Nice copy and pastes so no point of rapping
 
i dont copy and paste?
Actually im pretty known for hip hop on most websites

;)

I actually have taught many people here how to rhyme and have posted a few tutorials on lyrics
 
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