Rap Battles - Serious.

Alright rules..

THE GOLDEN RULE.

DO NOT MAKE FUN OF PEOPLES RAPS, KEEP IT TO YOURSELF. AT LEAST THEY HAD THE BALLS TO TRY.



you chose


1)freestyle no beat

2)freestyle with instrumental



Choices on instrumentals for now

Juicy - biggie smalls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_4QVidbKkg


D12- Fight music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBWBoCFinpY


THERE WILL BE CONTESTS WITH ME GIVING paypal OR sSOMETHING TO THE WINNER

 

How about you go first give us a little something?

 

D12- Fight music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBWBoCFinpY

i see yo bitch n teller come here whisper in ear tell her some shit
she might like to hear
teller i want to bend er over make that asssss clap
or even back it up ohhh yea daddy like that
but if i told you somethin
it wouldnt be pretty
u chose to take it back
now your life will be shitty
if u actin all hard tryin be g n shit
ima bust u in the lip or empty out my clip
9 shots rang out all 9 hit you
you feelin cold in side god aint wit u
pray again motherfucker see what happens next
u tryin hard to breath but u cant, yes
you bitch with me , she dont care if u leave
but wat she dont get is wat u dont get
9 shots rang out i aint even done yet
but i all i know is you aint walkin out
u gettin carried by a casket u happy now?
now lets see another Pussy try to take it back
and ull hear another motherfuckin
click clack

 

No instrumental needed, I rip sets off the top
I can do it all day strictly for the love of hip hop
But where I'm from... We aren't known internationally
An unsuspecting fatality for any dude who starts attackin' me
What is my nationality? I'm Australian son
A Caucasian Australian who's never lived in the slums
Never busted a gun or ever taken the life of one
But my lyrics brutalise at will, my words assassinate chumps

 

range pure that was pretty damn good i admit
I like the type of lyrics that you tryin to spit
but if you spit to a beat itd be off the hook
lets have a rap battle ill beat you by the book.
You say you came up and never busted a gat
i respect that i bet your pockets are fat
never realized aussies listen to rap
ill spit that crack bag it up then bring it back
let the fiends smoke till their heart collapse
im young, im fly, im rich, i let my music blast
i drag my shit ya dig

 

wattup cod addict
you a bitch?
cant spit?
try write a rhyme fell threw on my dick
Not tryin to bag but this a battle
stronger then an ak my words aint shallow
more people need to spit before i a fuckin flip
pop a nut in your mouth call it homemade grit
If you say go first i will dont worry bout me
you rhymes are worse then jack and jill
now i know your poor and i aint rich but at least i make some bread
now if you aint goin rap, get off my thread

 

YO YOUR A MOTHER FUCKER
YOU SOUND LIKE A DUCK - ER!
OH SHIT RAPPING IS SO AWESOME
HAHA BUT NOT IF YOUR A OPOSSUM!
WORD UP! RAPPING IS SERIOUS BUSINESS
GLAD YOU HERE SO YOU AINT MISSIN IT! HAHA.
SERIOUS BUSINESS BITCHES!
SERIOUS BUSINESS BITCHES!
SERIOUS BUSINESS BITCHES!
YO THATS MY RHYMES AND IT GAY AT ALL
I HOPE YOU LISTENIN CAUSE IM ON THE BALL
BITCH
OH WAIT I FORGOT TO MENTION MY DICK
ITS REALLY BIG AND VEINY AND THICK
SO COME AND SUCK ON IT
IF NOT ILL JUST GET YOUR MOM TO FUCK ON IT
PEACE NIG

 

God Father what the fuck did you even make this thread for?
Rappers like you are a dime a dozen at the store
Listen, after I embarass you, don't even try anymore
I'm gonna come in here, beat your ass, then do a line off a whore
Cause I don't do body shots I do body lines
Givin' your ass Goosebumps like my name was R.L. Stine
It's funny, I don't even do drugs anymore and I rap about 'em
I keep the bong in my room next to my Codeine fountain

I don't even like rap, I came in here for the fun
Just to beat your ass just like you were my son
No wait, scratch that, now I sound like a pedophile
I'm an expert at battling, I've seen the movie 8 Mile
I think that's enough to make me pro, isn't it?
Your rap's a cry for attention but guess what, noone's listenin'
When this thred has died, noone will be missin' it
Yea I spelled thread wrong, but I can't be assed with fixin' it
Alright I quit, this is boring, man that was fast
God Father I'm out, fill in the blank, kiss my ___

Yea, I kinda suck >_> didn't feel like taking it seriously, just bored and yea.

 

D12 Fight Music

Now I'm going to enter this battle
slaughter all of ya'll just like cattle
My weapon of choice is the gun in my hand
otherwise known as the mike on the stand
These lyrics I spit you just can't handle
So don't even try to hold a candle
to this game that I play
cause you'll never see the day
that you can flow like me
Just give it up it ain't fucking happanening

I think it's funny how you think ya'll can flow
but all of you are at an all time low
and I won't forget to mention
my ryhmes and flow are powered by divine intervention
No, I'm not trying to get attention
Just teaching all of ya'll a lesson
in this world of rap
It ain't about the booty you tap
It ain't about the trees that you blow
It's about how you take out your foe
it's about your heart n' your soul


And you'll see that I'm the MC
that will make you believe
that your spit has no game
and you have nothing to gain
in this world of rap
cause skill is what you lack


Flatering, is not what I am
Your just little lamb
sent to me as a sacrafice
gambling with your life just like dice
but the lose isn't mine
It's not my fault, you crossed the line
Now your going to suffer
and after you I'm going after another

 

i liked this.

 

No beat.

Aight you claim you can rap, free style? I claim your just crap. You ain't nothin' on me when I get the flow. Try me, ill just let it go. Its like 1 2 3 at the 3 your on ya kneeze begin me to end it, not guna happen. Weed money 'n pussy is all I need, while you sit there with your dick wraped around his kneeze. Fuck ya haters I ain't need ya shit, actually u help me spit. Try me ill sting like a bee but when it comes to the streets, you ain't got me.



Its not much seeing as I'm chillin' in chemistry on my cell. But ya ill show ya what I got when I get the chance.

 

We have an official thread for this.