Rap battle.

Anyone?


I'll go first...


Now I'm Tom6669 and I take no shit
And I don't care for writing hits
The sound you hear is what I like
I'll steal your pop-tarts like I stole your...
Socks!

Charlie, beat the beats, the beats you beat
The only thing harder's the smell of my feet
So listen up 'cause you might get dissed
Go drain the lizard or take a...
Chair!
Damn...watch the beat!


lol...u?

 

they see me mowing the front lawn... lol only joking

cars man its nothin,
bling man its nothin,
roll through your hood,
leave you stood short bluffin,
its nothin we stand back huslin,
spit 16s on sick teens and crush them,
and the prodcution?,
man its nothin,
its all day baby bangers and bluffin,
the blue lights russlin,
we spitting venom,
hazzardas floors leave with than a broken!

 

Red dot's fill a field while you're standing in it,
you're left beaten when you said i'll begin it,
or go first, doesn't matter because you still flow the worst,
stealing your mothers purse and lifting up her skirt,
one look of yo' bitch will make me squirt,
which is why I gotta kill her and leave her in the dirt,
infected detected molested convicted self-directed pervert.

 

Tom6669 no wonder why you suck at rap
your punchlines don't even rhyme, talk about crap?
I bet a 3 year old would pick up more fans
haha now look where you are now.... banned
you dissed yourself with the smell of your feet
my rhymes hit you hard like concrete
now it's obvious no skills are needed to beat jimi
this ain't checkers but you still about to king me
cause you nothing but a nit wit taken out in six hits
you could say i aim "high" cause your ass just got shot into orbit
now Choppa want in on this rap game business
his rhymes basic, couldn't comprehend my quickness
it looks like you stole that rhyme cause it doesn't relate
leaving yourself in the dirt will be your only fate
using big words don't make you rap better you still gotta elevate
your last sentence with pervert doesn't even makes sense for gods sake!
it's obvious my rap level is too high for you to reach
cause i "wash" your wins into losses so just call me mr. bleach

 

Yo im white and i cant rhyme cause rap sucks imo..
Yeah i think Cucumber wins even thou i dont like rap

 

uppin..............

 

jsut cos ur white dont eman u cant rap man... thats bullshit... look at N-Dubz Faith SFX Eminem all white mate....

 

cucumer you aint got no street cred, you aint go no class
Eminem could whoop yo your little tiny ass
you think your fast? son, that ain't fast.
I'm rising faster than the price of gas.
speaking of gas what kind of car do you drive
i drove your mom last night till dark at 5

lol i just made that up if that was offensive just tell me and ill edit it owned u guys lol

 

lmao that owned man... =just need French idols Josheph beatboxing along side

b4d1 you so so hard?
blur one more rhyme and ur guna get barred
listen man... u got no tallent
my lil sis has got way more tallent
its jsut plain rubbish all u talk
it like it comes form a hobo on a side walk
do more like this ull get far
now im off to have a few in the bar...


off my head

 

lol nice except for the

- listen man... u got no tallent
my lil sis has got way more tallent

sounded weird lol

 

yea couldnt find a rhym for tallent

 

lol i didn't feel that owned me but ok

 

well im not the cucumber here -.-

 

alrite b4d, here's a quicky

Trying to compare me to eminem, are you smoking crack?
This ain't "Billiards" but i'll still leave you "racked"
I do this shit for fun, just a freestyle, just to bring you shame
I'll leave you "dismantled" and i ain't talking about your fucking name *
your rhymes are equivalent to none and you about to feel the stun of my gun
don't spit another rhyme cause the one you just spit was a "bad one"**

* his name is all messed up with letters and numbers
** spit was a bad one, again his name and the truth about his spit lol

 

oooooooh!!!!! ownd tbh....

look now...
cucumber...
what a name
im joking its really lame
couldnt find anything more plain?
ur just causing your self pain

you ent got nothin
you stand there bluffin
lookin all hard
like u got some bars
but acually you got notin
sept from that 1 incher u keep in your draws

 

lmao that was u freestylin jeuss i dont wana see you trying...

 

wow noob your making fun of my name? im not frieking cucumber

who raps about billards anyway
you cant rack all the balls cuz your lacking some
stop fronting with these petty old ryhms
they dont make since just listen to your struggle
tell your mom to stop with the different colored lipstick
because im shooting skittles with my rainbow colored d----ick
now make like a bannana and split
because your little white ass cant say shit

 

LOl Jimi... i'm just fucking around so if i lose, it's fine
Cause I could probably beat your strongest with my weakest line
I drop with might while yours sound alittle off tonite
Jimi is full of "SHIT" like he "forgot to wipe"
Jimi's getting stuck to da wall like my TACKS SLAY
cuz da only time bitches follow “J” is when da AXE SPRAYS **

**(Axe Affect)

 

jimi is a girl you idiot lmao

 

right man...
listen up dick...
first tings first im not a man
but i can still masturbate unlike some of us can
u think ur good blurring out ur verses
say u got nothinc to lose sept ur purses

im full of shit right?
well u should see what i pud in your dip last night
you got no rhymees ur shootin up da wall
yet u still have the guts to crawl
go back to ur moma she the only one that cares
and go to sleep with ur little teddy bears
and if u hear some flairs of fun in the night
dont worrie its just me and ur mum having an affair