Fucking with my church.

ok well im still technically a member of my parents church (mormon) and so now im getting ex-communicated but i have to write the bishop a letter stating i want out and why (optional).

any funny ideas of what to write? im gonna sneak "the game" in there somewhere lol

 

i love u man

 

Why do you have to write a paper to someone saying you are leaving? Just leave and let be.

 

Yeah but im still on their records so i don't "go to hell" and scare the shit out of my old mormon friends unless i do this .

 

ok ready 2 go to church just gotta snort these last 2 lines (don't judge me its a special occasion lol) peace guys

 

lolreligion

 

Just say. Okay seriously you guys all are gay and suck each others dick's. kbyethnx. you need no more

 

"So Long, and thanks for all the fish."

 

"I love Runescape more than I do God."

Say that. It's both funny and accurate in your case.

 

lolmormon

 

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX !!!!

Yes the caps are needed.

 

Snort more coke tbh

 

'i leave because my ass still doesn't feel normal since the last time you sexually abused me.'

church r pedos nowadays.

 

Tell them your church leader sexually assaulted you.

 

I think you need another look at this suggestion

 

lolreligiousfag

 

"I love sucking cock. Sometimes I bend myself over and suck my own cock. Why do I love sucking the cock?


cry cry baww."

 

i like cats