SwiftSeller | Kyle

Well, I've been here for quite some time but I've finally gotten around to throwing one of these threads up. Hope yall take the time to read it.

Start of with some details about me:

My name is Kyle and I live in Sumter, South Carolina, USA. I love my girlfriend, Alicia, and playing rugby for the Sumter Spartans RFC. I'm 17 years old and a Senior (12th grade) at Sumter High School (I skipped a grade, thats why I'm only 17 in 12th...). I am also an Eagle Scout in the BSA (I got it when I was 14) and a Major in the AFJROTC (Air Force Reserve Officer Training Corps). I don't have a job but I do park websites online for a little income here an there (only about $50.00/month, no biggie). I drive a '97 Jeep Wrangler TJ with a 3" lift and 33" BFGs (truck-people will understand that, haha). Oh, and I love my country music and classic rock. I can't live without Brad Paisley, Rascal Flatts, Bob Segar, Boston, Dio, AC/DC, Bon Jovi, G&R, and Rush.

Oh, so I'll break down the details into photo-form:

Alicia (teh gf) and Me:



'97 Jeep Wrangler TJ <3:





Sumter Spartans RFC (I have my hand up):

 

The jeep looks like shit
No class
The back of your girl is flat
No ass
Bout time you made one of these
So I can clown on ya' ass, Tease
Just like Dave Chappel
Get a job, grouch
Do some trades, vouch
Sit down playing runescape, on ya' couch

Come down to the Music section lay down some raps =D

Since no one has said shit, I guess i'll say sup.



100% comedy, don't take the rap serious =/ just playing around.

 

Offense taken...

 

lol that dude is retarded your girl friend isn't bad

 

lol he cant even see her ass

 

Lol, had to make a rap, the first 2 lines popped in my head and I just said random crap.

The girl is straight, my bad

 

thanks

go rap somewhere else gucciman

 

So it's like that nai?

 

That Jeeps bad ass. I want to put a lift on my truck, but I am broke lol. Nice to see another country music fan too, Brad Paisley does rock! I'm sure you'll enjoy your stay here.