Quiz of Unanswerable Questions

I came across these questions today and thought it might be some good fun to get everyone's answers on them.

# Why is it called a TV set when there's only one?

# If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

# Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick 'name?

# If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

# If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

# Do vampires get AIDS?

# Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?

# If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like?

# Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?

# Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?

# If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner instead of chasing Road-Runner?

# How can you hear yourself think?

# If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?

# If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

# When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

# Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?

# If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

# If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

# If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

# If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

# If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

# What's a question with no answer called?

# Why is a square meal served on round plates?

# Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour?

# If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

# Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?

# How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

# Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

# If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

# Can you cry under water?

# If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

 

I havn't heard of anyone saying TV set...since....ever?

 

Do vampires get AIDS?
Vampires are fictional, AIDS isn't.

Can a guy named Nick have a nick name?
Of course.

If love is blind, how come Lingerie is so popular?
What does Lingerie have to do with love?

Why is a square meal served on round plates?
I have both square and round plates, I eat on both, so this question doesn't work.

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
No, it means that the 5th person enjoys the fact that he doesn't have diarrhea.
If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?
X-ray vision is fictional.

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Just because they work for Lipton, a tea company, doesn't mean they can't drink coffee.

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
The word "Season" doesn't mean "hunt" or "kill"

 

Take your boring jokes elsewhere.