My RuneScape poem. Lol.

Lol... this one's for Zetch. If you copy this, I'll lol and call you a fag. This was a heartfelt/sincere poem written to my gay lover, Nationals/B O N E RRR <-- both of those are his RSN's. He likes the big D. ANYWAYS.

My RS history. By Brandon Webb.

Start out fresh, all new, what is this place?
Look around, sights to see, monsters, every one a different race.
Walk around, over a bridge, through a field, into a gate,
Big huge center, everyone tradin' sayin' "Thanks mate!"
Don't know where I am, clueless, this is so surreal.
Haven't been here long enough, not sure how I feel.

Couple years pass, finally knowledgeable about this world,
Complete many quests, my story has finally unfurled.
Killed a Dragon, an Ice Queen, a Jungle Demon, all the same.
With stories like this you would have thought it was a game.
Chop a tree, make a bow, mine some ore, make some armor,
Next day comes, I'm a master craftsman, and a farmer.

This shit is true, it is real, there's no other life than this,
Every dragon, demon, and man I kill my soul reaches bliss.
Earth, Water, Fire, Shadow, Smoke, Blood, Ice, and Air,
So many ways to down you, this shit ain't even fair.
Tons of things to do, 25 skills to master,
I raise all my levels so my EXP rates grow faster.

I fucking love it here, in this world, I am king.
Try me on this shit, you'll be struck down you mere human being.
Maxed in all my skills, #1 on the leader boards,
Every time I log in, I am surrounded by hoards.
Back to Fletchin', cuttin' all these bows, sittin' here waitin',
"GOD DAMN I"M SO BORED!" so I switch tabs, commence masturbatin'


BTW, message me if you want a poem about ANYTHING, in exchange for a small gift of RS gold <3 (Desperation ftl?)


Special/short/sweet horsey poem for all of you horse lovers.

Horse riding's the shit, that shit is SO cool.
When a horse fucks a donkey that shit makes a mule.

 

lol pretty cool.

 

Heh. Thanks, just seeing what kind of poems/raps people on here like, or if they even like them at all.