Ted the Amazing Dog

Their once was a dog-named Ted. This dog was no ordinary dog. He had three eyes! Now Ted was one of the cool dogs to though. But some hated Ted. So lets get on with this awesomely made up story about Ted!

Ted was born in Dallas, Texas. He was born alone, then abandoned. A family came up to Ted, and rescued him, they were a family of cowboys! Even though Ted was a little deformed and completely weird, they still excepted him. Their family consisted of a boy named Jimmy, a girl named Misa, a mom named Judy, and a Father named Greg.

Jimmy was a little bit nerdy. He spent most of his time playing video games, staying on the computer, and he didn't get many girls. While his sister was the complete opposite. She was a beautiful model! She worked many hours, even though she was a student. Many people paid her to work for them and so the family had lots of money!

Jimmy's dad, Greg, was a little like Jimmy to. He was a Video Game Tester! Jimmy pretty much follows his dad in whatever he does. His dad makes about two hundred thousand dollars a year! While Jimmy and Misa's mom, Judy, does not work. She is a stay home mom.

Lets hop back over to how Ted was found though. Ted was laying on the ground, when Jimmy spotted him out of the car window. "What the... Its an alien!" Yelled Jimmy. Jimmy's dad slammed on the breaks and the car forced to a stop. They all rushed out of the car to see this weird strange animal like thing that they thought was a strange alien from another planet. Then they gazed into its three eyes.

So, you may be wondering what a group of cowboys are doing in a car. You also probably are thinking: "Why aren't these cowboys on a horse?" Well that’s because they live 30 miles away from this place were they found "Ted". It was also night, and they were coming back from a Cowboy Rodeo, and Jimmy and Misa's dad had just won by using some of his amazing video game testing skills! So they decided to get there and back by a car.

After getting out of the car, and hearing Jimmy's reply, Misa saw the dog and realized it was just a lonely dog. "Aww its so cute" Said Misa. Jimmy looked at her weirdly. "No it looks like bowser off that game dad was testing!" Greg then looked up and nodded in disagreement. "No, Jimmy your wrong its off a new game that I'm not aloud to talk about." Misa then brought the dog over to the car.

"Stop! Don't bring it any closer!" Yelled Judy. Misa then brought it into the car and sat down. The Judy passed out. "I hate this family!" Yelled Misa. "Everyone in it is to geeky! Its just a dog! I don't like cowboys either!" Yelled Misa once again.

"Okay, fine. You can keep the dog, Misa, if it is even a dog." Said Misa's dad. "I thought so." Said Misa. "If your going to keep it what are you going to name it?! I think you should name it Sonic!" Said Jimmy. "No! I'm not a geek like that. I'll name it after my ex boyfriend, Ted." Said Misa. Everyone then looked at Misa. "I thought you hated Ted?" Asked Jimmy. Misa was silent then started crying. "Forget about him." Said Misa's dad. "Lets just bring are new dog home?" Said Greg. Then they headed home.

They then lived with their new dog "Ted" happily ever after. Ok, I lied. After they took him home, Jimmy died. Ted went in and bit his head off in his sleep then chewed him apart. Ted was actually an alien. It then proceeded to kill everyone in Misa's family. After everyone was dead, it floated into the sky. It left Misa alone because she was hot! She then became very happy because she no longer had to live with her old family. Then she then got married.

 

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