ATTN: Sythe.org Users. Re: My mother's problems

Hello Sythe.org, so just a few days ago you may have remembered my post about my mothers problems. Well... things have gotten worse. She now walks at a steady pace of .3 km an hour, while the signs clearly indicate that the max walking speed should be 0.1 km an hour. I don't know what to do, she's gotten worse. She started out at going 0.119 km an hour, and I thought that was a serious problem, but now she's gotten so much faster! I'm scared, and I don't know what I'm going to do if this continues.

HELP ME!

 

Oh and btw there's a typo in my username... It's meant to say HorribleColdMoosePaintings...

 

Oh dear young goose, my sadmetre is rising, i hope these massive speeds reduce soon or your mother may just go too fast. good luck.

 

Thank you, I appreciate your kind words. You must be a real gentlemen irl.

 

indeed i have heard of this problem before. unfortunately, i have never seen or heard of a solution. you must find a way to slow your mother down!

 

Yes, this seems to be a common amongst middle aged womyn now days days. I have told my mother to increase her intake in carbohydrates... I'll see how that goes.

 

i think she be hitting that piece too much >.<

 

I beg your pardon?

 

Good look it up on the urban dictionary >.<

 

She has no piece to begin with man. What are we talking about... a piece of cake? Well my mother strongly dislikes cake and if she wasn't walking moderately fast, she would probably have a word with you about your rude comments.

 

Lmao their not rude... I said a PIECE use da urban dictionary man lol.... You could probaly use that to save ur mother from that dramatic increase in speed theres probably a known disease of somesort or illness who knows

 

I think its called, Walkatooafastagiteis?

Please accept my deepest sorrows

 

What the hell?

 

I honestly dont know what this post means, Is it just utter stupidity or is it real?

 

Its stupidity but I don't understand any of it.

 

Ok let me break it down for you, homes. My mother is walking too fast, and the signs are telling her to slow down but she can't. That's it in a nutshell.

 

Punch her right in the face?

 

Brake dance.

 

I'm a pacifist. Good idea though man. Thanks for your input.

 

I think i answer everyones question when i say:


WHAT THE FUCK?