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Being attracted to your own flacid penis would be the worst fetish ever
Light from the sun travelled 93 million miles just to bounce off my penis
The only time the word incorrectly isn't spelled incorrectly is when it's spelled incorrectly.
I wonder if there are any times on the clock that I have never seen.
Pornography is the only profession where amateur products can be in higher demand than professional ones.
The sinking of the Titanic must have been a miracle to the lobsters in the kitchen.
In theory, there is a combination of digital 0's and 1's that would result in a video of me having a threesome with Selena Gomez and Emma Watson.
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt.
Strap-on spelled backwards is "no parts".
If two people on opposite sides of the world each drop a piece of bread, the Earth briefly becomes a sandwich.
K Thnx Bye
Light from the sun travelled 93 million miles just to bounce off my penis
The only time the word incorrectly isn't spelled incorrectly is when it's spelled incorrectly.
I wonder if there are any times on the clock that I have never seen.
Pornography is the only profession where amateur products can be in higher demand than professional ones.
The sinking of the Titanic must have been a miracle to the lobsters in the kitchen.
In theory, there is a combination of digital 0's and 1's that would result in a video of me having a threesome with Selena Gomez and Emma Watson.
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt.
Strap-on spelled backwards is "no parts".
If two people on opposite sides of the world each drop a piece of bread, the Earth briefly becomes a sandwich.
K Thnx Bye
