Origin of the Name "Sythe"

It all started one day when Richard was in the bathroom doing his business. Upon completion, he noticed that his clock was askew on the wall. He stood on his toilet to fix the clock and, while adjusting the clock, slipped and hit his head on the sink. Aside from becoming hilariously disabled, he had a miraculous vision where he saw African American slaves harvesting fields with scythes. He figured that, since he was a nigger tool, this would be an accurate title for himself. Because of an honest mistake, Richard misspelled and registered the domain sythe.org and decided to just go with it. He didn't realize his server would need to be powered with 1.21 jiggawatts, so consequently his site suffered 60% downtime due to "DDoS attacks."

 

yes yes dramatica

 

sythe.org history

 

yes yes

 

lol

 

@cruel___machine

 

Thanks for the meme.
It’s been dry af in this spam forum lately.
This gave me a half chub, as there is hope.

 

I like the board game.

Whatever...

 

Yes gud

 

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Nice meme

 

Ass

 

sythe is a nigga