Okayy, So i met some bitch.

Aight so me and this bitch been texting each other for 2-3 months now, shes boring as fuck, all my friends think shes ugly, all of the other kids think shes hot...

She goes to my school, i see her everytime, she says heyyy to me but i don't respond because i'm shy:embar:

Yeah i know this is gay, buttttt i really like her, how should i text her?

Like when i text her i'm like

ME: "Heyy, whats upp bro!?"

HER: "NM, you?"

ME: "Ahh nothing-___-"

HER: "lol"

-End convo-


Please give me some tips, i'm not looking for sexxy text's, i'm just looking for something that would make her go "awhhh" or something lol.

-Thanks, Chodes!!!

 

If you think she's boring as fuck, then you can't like her that much; find a different girl. Problem solved.

 

Well, calling her a bitch, ugly, and saying she's boring aren't good starts. I don't think you deserve her. Doesn't seem as if you're interested in her anyway.

 

The traits I look for in a girl aren't ugly, boring and a bitch.

I suggest you don't bother with her.

 

If you like her, just hit her up and say something like "Yo whats good", "Hey you tryna go to the movies on Friday?(or whatever day)" and then you'll see were it goes from there. Trust me dude it's easy to be a pimp through text messages, so if you really confident call her up which I recommend.

 

Ask her too come out to you, problem solved. Also its easy to talk to them when u like arrange to be alone together (a date) but if she lives close just ask her to come outside to chill with you..texting gets boring no matter what girl it is, unless its your GF

 

Well, seems you don't like her that much, so you don't deserve her in the first place, I'd help you if you didn't sound so much like a douche.

 

Just try talking and if it doesn't work out time to find your self a new girl.
Remember they don't bite and the worst that can happen is you feel like a dick haha

 

This is definitely no way to talk about a girl that you supposedly like. You will get dumped faster than all your friends can call this girl ugly. If you are actually interested in her, you shouldn't be thinking she boring, or think shes a bitch. From this post, i would generally say that this girl IS NOT for you, just by your attitude. However, hes my advice anyway.

Afew things to lookout for:
Do you have common interest? Ex: Music, movies, hobbies, and ect.
Does she get along with your friends? If not, chances are the relationship wont work out, and it's probably not worth the time. A lot of relationships end this way.


Try hanging out with her in person, it's a lot less awkward, and extremely easy to find something to talk about. Something that going on around you, what shes wearing, what your wearing, ect.

 

you're right but even I do this sometimes when Im scared to admit I like a girl.

That being said its not right. But if you like her invite her out talk to her in person make an effort to let her know your around and things may just work out

 

Maybe she's not the boring one, seems like you are.

Don't say what's up bro. She's not a "bro." Ask her how day was, play the question game, call her and talk to her on the phone.

OT: Why are kids these days so awkward. Ask a girl out in person and talk to her in person. That's how you flirt, show emotions, facial expressions, etc. Not through texting or Facebook or whatever other method you have.

 

What sin said.
Why would you call her a bitch and include ugly and stuff while talking about her if you liked her? :/

 

I don't post often I just lurk, but tip 1 for you is, don't call her a bro, because until you've personally found out, she just might be a "bro"

 

OP, you're a complete idiot. Even if your relationship is sour, learn how to treat someone with a little bit of respect, you little child.
Just break up with her. It's the obvious answer. something tells me you're just looking for attention.