omg guise help

[TT Owner]

im 19 and am virgin plz help or my 11 year old friends on rs make fun of me i mean like ive never even had cyber sex and can you guys at least help me to have cyber sex so that i can be accepted by my runecape friends and not be left out when they go to kbd and go on a fun quest together plz
i also tried askin gold4rs chat but they were like plz tell me your paypal email and pass and im like wtf and they left
so pls help guise

 

[drewskyd]

I lift up your bandos tassets.

 

[TT Owner]

TT Owners's Hymen says:
break me plz

 

[tofurocks]

I tactically insert the hilt of a DDS.

 

[~XS]

I stopped reading after title

 

[iTankuWank]

omg ur a fag

 

[wombakage]

I hit you with my godsword repeatedly, OHHHHHHHHHH I spec with my ags all over your face. It hits a 99, and you die.

 

[Mikhael]

You have to buy your gals like wombakage. Roll like a G, y'know, brah?

 

[wombakage]

Yeah I spend money on whores