Oh tits... FML

[kid elvranqe]

Yeah, no. That's not me. I'm more like this guy:
http://sythe.org/showthread.php?p=8395090#post8395090

your cuter in my picture.

 

^     

 

[kid elvranqe]

well you were really drunk, and were doing lines off a gutter pipe outside the bar. so i had compassion on you, carried you home and then repeatedly punched you in the stomach until you vomited and became sober, and the rest is history.

 

[Pro Porkchop]

Get a hat cam next time.

 

[kid elvranqe]

Get a hat cam next time.

the cam couldn't contain the hotness and thus it exploded.