"please break off the top part of the joystick."
"In this condition i will give you $10
if you wish to sell it in a non-broken condition my offer would have to be $8"
Please cut off the two tops of the joysticks, as they are all I need. For the past three years Ive been taking engineering and the joysticks are made of the perfect material with the exact right density to cover my nipples and run around covered in grape jelly shouting obscenities at ethnic people. As im a 26th degree aryan with seriously huge nips, and there are lots of mexicans where I live, I need as many controllers as I can get.

