Pardoners be like

Pardoner: I'm a changed man and I was a stupid kid back then. I'll gladly pay back any debts owed

Mod/Admin: Based off of your scams you owe approximately 372.3M which back in 2011 equates to 50b OSRS today

Pardoner: *Vanishes*

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Pardoner: I don't know why I got banned, I just recall logging on and seeing I was banned. It's stupid because I promise you I haven't done anything wrong so please accept my pardon

Mod/Admin: Looks like you've ban evaded 37 times and owe 3M GP which back in 2012 equates to 4.2M OSRS. Once you have contacted the victim or made payment back into community I shall forward your pardon request to SL

Pardoner: *Vanishes*

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Pardoner: I have serial evaded and scammed people 100's of m and I am here to right my wrong's and come back to the community on a high note and do skilling services

Mod/Admin: It appears your stories match up and you owe an accumulative total of 832.5M OSRS

Pardoner: Mod has confirmed my 1000 USD repayment and I look forward to my approval

Mod/Admins: DENIED

 

Fk you

 

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