Official Jokes Thread

must agree soul's bounds. Lol.

 

what do you call field of 100 fords and 1 chevy?

a junkyard with a ride home.

 

your momma so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch

hella old joke

 

HAHAHAHA nice 1 stacked

 

your momma so poor,when i went over to your house to eat dinner i asked her what was for dinner and she opened her legs and said crabs

 

lol nice jokes

 

StAcKeD iS sTiLl Da' KiNg.

 

ur mom is so fat that when she was sky-diving scientist thought it was a meteor

 

there was a little kid who wanted to be a white boy, and he told his mom he wanted to be white, and his mom keep saying yes untill she got tired and put him baking powder. When the kid came back his mom ask him: how was ur day as a white kid? -boy: i hate all blacks

 

there was a blk family and they had to pass trought a lake so they can become white. First goes papa blk, he got his arm torn by a cocodril but he pass, then mama blk, she pass but her leg was torn apart by a cocodril. Then comes littleboy blk he pass but both his legs and arms were torn apart by cocodrils, then come littlegirl blk she didn't make it and Papa blk says: well, who cares... she was blk =D

 

btw im not racist XD

 

... gonna get in a bit of trouble..
Two lebs in a car.. whos driving.. the cops!?

A gay goes into the doctors, his got herpies in his ars. Doctor says "i need last 100 ppl who gave u anal" he says fuck off, i dont got eyes in the back of my head..

Why did the leb cross the road?
To fight the chicken
Why did 100 lebs cross the road
The chicken was winning.

Whats the different between a leb and a bucket of fat chode penis's..
The bucket..

What does a leb say after sex..
Thanks CUZ..

lol.. thinking 4 more..

And even know these are racist. Im not a rasict. I just know these...!

 

i got a very funnies joke. Why did the chicken cross the road.


becuase his mumz was waiting on teh other side. omfg im soo good.

 

What happens when you combine a pissed off Korean and an American college? Over 20 dead Americans and a dead Korean.

 

Here's a racist joke.






















You see a black man on a bike, what do you do?
You go and take it back because it's problably yours.
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You wake up in the middle of the night,it's very dark in your room. When you look around your room you see a flying TV. What do you say?
DROP THE TV YOU NIGGER!

 

lmao what do you call an abo falling down a mountain

 

An Abolanch

 

your mum so stupid she watch 60 minute in 1 hour


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

my friend told me this one. if u get offended by racism please just skip over it




























































whats the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket

 

im not racist tho. i just know it