(not sure if right section) Need help passing drug test

So long story short got a call, they said i could come in to pick up my background check and drug screen, i told her i wasn't sure when i would be able to come in to get it due to another job, she then said anytime monday-friday

I haven't smoked in ages, i'm 6 ft 290 lbs

I last smoked on april 13th, I have been drinking a shit ton of water and a shit ton of beer to make me piss a ton, I do plan on getting some type of detox just to make sure, but does anyone have any tips or tricks i can do the next couple days to help clean my system even more?

Thanks

 

It all depends on the drug test, it its a urine sample traces of cannabis can be still found after a month if your a heavy user.

If its a hair sample, your fucked anyway.

Good luck.

 

Guessing it'll be a urine test, companies don't tend to analyse hair samples...

 

I remember a movie where they shoved something up there japseye and that managed to help him. gl.

 

wait, 3-4 days really?

Is just drinking a shit ton of water and pissing a ton going to help me at all?

 

probs not.

Guess your not a heavy user then.

 

Drink a fuck ton of water before the test to dilute your piss if you're scared, that'll stall you a week. I doubt you're at risk anyways.

 

How did this go? I’m not a drug user but I have friends who say they have passed tests by taking a bunch of niacin the day before or something

 

So THC is stored in your fat sells, the fatter you are the harder it is to get out of your system.. for an average user in GOOD health & BMI it takes about 15-20 days depending on your activity level and water intake.

For someone who is not in good shape with a fattier BMI you're looking at around 25-30 days..

Interested in hearing if you passed or not OP.