Describe your last toilet trip with a lord of the rings pun.

I dare you try.

 

White wizzer

Pretty terrible, nothing else really comes to mind.

 

^ Google

 

My ring got destroyed.

 

The battle of Helm’s Deep is over; the battle for Middle Earth is about to begin.

 

Interesting figuring litter boxes doesn't have water.

 

lmao.

 

Galadriel: "The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it"

 

One does not just empty their bowels into the toilet.

 

Quit failing so hard Imagine

 

Don't You Let Go.

 

you shall not pass

 

*poo shall not pass

 

And yet, with a push and a shove, it did pass. It disappeared into the depths, into the darkness, to haunt again another day.

Only reason I bothered posting is because I literally just got back from taking a shit.

 

"I can avoid being seen if I wish, but to disappear entirely, that is a rare gift." oops i farted >.<

 

One does not simply....meh, I got nothing.

 

Thou shall not pass

 

boil em mash em stick em in a stew.