Niki's Style Advice - Fashion Blog #1

Hello retards of sythe. It's your most stylish and best looking friend here - Niki. The majority of you on here have asked me for style advice and well - today's the day you're going to get it. Most of you are absolutely hideous but there is no need to worry - amazing style can turn your life around no matter how ugly you are! (Unless your name is @Milotic)

Now I know that most of you are in middle school and just entering high school while you make 6 figures staking/NMZ'ing so this segment of my style advice will cater to this demographic

Top Option #1



This is a killer t shirt that will highlight all of the awkward aspects of your dis-proportioned bodies. This is one of @Sythe 's personal favorites.

Top Option #2



Here we have a beautiful Aeropostale polo that will surely grab the attention of that lovely lady you're looking to ask out to Cotillion.

Bottoms



Finish either of those off with some killer ripped jeans and questing won't be the only service you'll be giving



To be continued.

 

Niki has helped me pinpoint my mistakes when dressing for over a year now.

I've turned from skinny albino transgender into a jacked tanned hypebeast thanks to his advice.

I fully vouch for his service and I hope to see the rest of Sythe.org dressing as well as we are today.

 

Lmfao fashion are you a fucking faggot lamoooooo colts is rolling in his grave....

 

ya in some sick fashion gear tho

 

dude has a cashmere sweater on in his coffin sittin on some timberlands

 

I remember the times when we needed to wear brands on our clothes in order to be accepted, good days if you ask me.

Nowadays you can wear what the fuck you want and people will accept you for what you are? I mean what even happened? Where are we headed?

Better put that dc shoes shirt back on otherwise you will be blocked lol!!

 

Just block him, he wears timbs unironically...

 

how accurate this is.. truly... uncanny..

 

bumping cuz you're all underdressed compared to us

you fools need to catch up to our game

 

Bumping in style
Thanks niki

 

Vouch for these clothes, shoved in locker first day wearing them

 

Believe me when I say this - it's not the clothes

 

Nah it's those clothes man. I wore a Bape shirt the next day and I was giving wedgies to the nerds wearing your clothes

 

outfit designed by @Niki thanks bro I now get a 50% in reduction in swirlies per week

 

fuck urban fashion

hey dude nice jeans and those are some killer boots

 

You look like Jebrim

 

Shoutout to @Niki for some reason the 50 something male teacher I have been going after for months now finally noticed me and asked me to hangout after class the day I started taking niki's fashion advice!

Thanks so much

 

I haven't owned a pair of jeans since I was at the most 11 years old

 

I wear sweatpants 24/7

But I'm not gonna lie, that thiccness makes me want to change my habits

 

do you style wedding suits too? very interested