need valentine

[Superfluous]

donald duck is afk and he was my valentine last year. we got like third place or something, so i have a history of winning this event.

the only requirement for my valentine this year is that you write something entertaining so that we win for real this time

pls inquire below or via pm or via erotic dance

 

tits or gtfo

 

[Ed Sheeran]

Dear Yousuck;

I feel that your detective work is going unrecognised and the lack of appreciation is increasing by many so I'm writing this letter to show my appreciation. You put the inspector in inspector gadget and you most certainly put the CIS in NCIS, I think you understand what I'm trying to say.

Without you, Sythe would be over run by people like Oakdice and I don't think I could put up with any more of his selfies;

Spoiler: i have been temporarily banned for posting oakdice's picture

b&

I'd love it if you tried a little harder to remove a few more little Oakdice juniors, but I'm sure this letter will give you the motivation to satisfy my needs.

Spoiler: Oakdice offsprings

http://www.sythe.org/members/458474-pureaddiction.html
http://www.sythe.org/members/464020-ihatequesting.html

When you become president of Sythe please don't forget my undying love for you. You are the life and soul of Sythe's future, you put the .orgy into Sythe.org.

Yours sincerely, I have no soul.

 

I'll be your valentine if ttb won't be mine
Edit: fuck ttb let's go at it

 

[iForru]

shh baby is ok

 

i swiped right

 

[Mootrucks]

my sister is my valentine, incest is the best put your sister to the test.

 

[Superfluous]

closed. thanks

 

[Time To Buy]

I'll be your valentine if ttb won't be mine
Edit: fuck ttb let's go at it

Do you want to fuckin go m9