Official Quotes Thread

I think it's a good idea. Not sure if this is where it belongs, but if a mod sees it fit they could sticky this maybe? Meh, anyways give us your quotes, serious, funny, whatever.

one of my personal favorites
"The margin between genius and insanity is measured only by success." --I want to say that Adolf Hitler said that, but I'm not sure. I'll check later.

 

We'll see how it goes before it's stickied.

To start it out, "i dont think u get it i think i deleted the fuckin internet explorer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!".

Epic.

 

I like to suck on grape condoms.

 

"Something is rotten in the state of Denmark."

 

I'm glad someone said it.

for me:

"The balls now fit in my mouth!"

(He was licking on some HUGE gum balls...)

 

my ass is tingling

 

If a lier would told you that he was a lier... Would you belive in him?

 

"THIS IS SPARTAAA!" - King Leonidas

 

"God Bless The Internet"

 

"Tonight we dine IN HELL!"
"Madness? This is SPARTA!!!!"
"IMA FIRIN MA LAZERZ!"

 

"I think the VP is a person expressing a half-glass-full mentality." -Bush
"moar cp" -Cruel

 

"w.e u guys.... ima stop cuz.. talkin to imature people is not easy to have a conversation with.. wendy let god redeem cuz honey u and jack c need a exocrist done on u to ever believe the rightouness of god"

--rawlest305chick

 

^oh ya

 

Its true.

};P

 

"x9 saved my marriage!" - Wendy

 

"are you fuck scare demon?"
-iamaminer

"what the fuckass shit?"
-iamaminer

his newest released quote on 1337shift
"I got on the computer and fuckass right click dont work!"
-iamaminer


yo.

 

"I stand in awe of my body." --Henry David Thoreau

Tis what I think everytime I look in the mirror.

 

Mine too, lol

 

-Cruel Machine

 

Post a damn quote!