Quick Spanish News Article

I need a news article written for my Spanish Level 3 class. If you are willing to do this, I would be more then happy to pay in Rs Members or something of that nature. This article needs to be done by the 24th, or about 6 hours from now. Assuming you know basic Spanish, it should only take you 20 mins.

Here are the requirements -

1) Titular
(Paco Aguilar Huye de Casa)
2) Nombre de periodico
(Queretaro Quibbler)
3) Cita de una entrevista con una referencia a la identidad de la persona o su conexion con el asunto.
4) Referencia a otro aticulo (ver/referir)
5) Cuyo From
(La senorita cuya familia vive en Los Angeles)
6) Long form of the possessive
(Los propiedades suyas)
7) Me/te/le/etc.
(Los padres de Carlos le prohiben
8) Debido a/porque/A causa de
(Los campesinos murieron debido a los pesticidas.)
9) Appropriate use of Spanish 3 level structures

The article is about a man named Don Silvestre (don't bother googling him). He is a fictional character for a show called La Catrina. As no history for him is stated, all information can be falsified. He is a politician running for Senator in Queretaro. He is corrupt. He sprays pesticides on plants. If you need any more information do not be afraid to post here. If you are working on this, post here as well.

 

Honestly if you can't write properly in english you have no hope in spanish :/

sorry i just had to get this out here just so that they don't waste your time